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  • August 5, 2015
    If you can't tell how to do it from the picture alone, I'm not sure there's much hope for you. But I will provide some words anyways because I know not everyone is a visual learner. Take a slice from five different kinds of sausage (in this case hotdog, bratwurst, Italian sau... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2012
    Why it took so long for somebody to finally combine cupcakes and sausages is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with a lot of people calling themselves foodies but not really being foodies. People always like to lie about themselves to sound more interesting. Me?... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2010
    This is a nativity made entirely out of meat. Okay, and some hash browns and pretzel sticks. I particularly love how all the wise men are wearing tin-foil helmets. Star of Bethlehem: miraculous sign or alien spacecraft. Only baby Jesus knows for sure, and he's not talking. ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's largest "fixed" barbecue grill. Fixed liked it remains in one spot, not fixed like it got its nuts cut and has to wear a cone. It can cook 1,000 sausages or 500 hamburgers at the same time. Good thing too! (I'm fat you see) It's the brainchild... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit. I just ordered one and s... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2010
    This is a video of a couple jackasses shooting a model rocket made of meat. It was an interesting experiment from a purely scientific standpoint, but a terrible waste of resources. It does get funny at the end though because SPOILER ALERT: the rocket crashes through the kitch... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2010
    South Koreans, being the industrious people that they are, have discovered that you can substitute an individually packaged sausage to operate your iPhone or other touchscreen cellphone without ever having to take your gloves off. Plus, they make a great snack afterward! The s... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2010
    Some guy went and stuffed a sausage roll with a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito from Taco Bell. Sure it's grade D (for delicious) meat, but, wait -- where's the bacon wrap? Pfft, and I almost called you a genius. Taco Bell Stuffed Sausage [epicportions] Thanks to Jessica, who on... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2010
    Don't even act like you wouldn't swim in that creek. You'd probably even contemplate drowning on purpose AND I DON'T BLAME YOU. It's certainly not the worst way to go. Not the best either, but not the worst. These aren't paintings but true photos! Also everything you can se... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2010
    I don't know about you, but I'm manly as hell and I love watching football. And I, for one, can't wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year's Superbowl. *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party th... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Sure it's mostly sausage in the case but I'm a word wizard and sausagecase doesn't even qualify as apprentice level word magic. Now sausage casing maybe... Anyway, this case holds 19 different types of sausage and, admit it, the key to your heart. Well, at least the key to s... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2009
    Eric Brocklebank, 64, got struck by lightning while manning the barbecue. And what did he have to say about it? Sausages. "It was like an implosion inside my body." "There was so much pressure inside of me and I couldn't see properly. I could just make out the faint outlin... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    Truthfully, I rarely go to Denny's because I prefer IHOP's Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity combo (two eggs, two bacon strips, two pork sausage links and two buttermilk pancakes crowned with cool strawberry or your choice of fruit compote and whipped topping). But I may make a chan... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2009
    Want to build you own 17,000 calorie pirate ship? No problem, pick up these ingredients and then follow the picture tutorial after the jump. Ingredients: ~20 sausages ~48 rashers of bacon 1.2kg of sausage meat 1kg of pork mince 10 franks 1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this tim... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2009
    This is video of a fake video game called Wii Breakfast. It's similar to Cooking Mama, except fake and with way more peripherals. And speaking of breakfast.... OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU BOOZEHOUNDS DRANK THE LAST OF MY GIN? Youtube Thanks to Jillian, who is more than welcome ... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2009
    I swear, I never get tired of watching non-Newtonian fluid fun. In this case, another 2:1 cornstarch to water concoction (aka oobleck) on a speaker. I really liked it when some of the pieces started diving out of the pool. Screw this sausage pool party, I'm outta heeeeeeeeee... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2009
    HIT THE JUMP TO SEE THE DELICIOUS BACON-EXPLOSION MAKING PROCESS! If you thought the bacon-cheese roll was bad, you need to check out the Bacon Explosion. This bacon-y treat is so dangerously delicious it'll make your freaking heart explode and still have your corpse begging ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2008
    With meat instead of gingerbread! And not just any meat -- deliciously processed meat. Mmmm! The whole abode is held together with a delectable mortar, which you can make yourself using the following recipe: Wifezilla's Low carb "Meat House" Mortar 2 8oz packages of cream ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2008
    Great. NEC's Tasting Robot, the diminutive bastard originally designed to assess wines, has now assessed humans -- and determined they'd taste delicious. It's all pretty straightforward tech: stick a bit of nosh in front of the robogourmet's infrared spectrometer and it analy... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2008
    Sometimes victory is fleeting. You have to realize that you can't have the tallest LEGO tower forever, and that some jerks from Vienna are probably gonna trump you within months of the feat. And that's exactly what happened. Hundreds of children helped construct the tower to... / Continue →