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  • December 6, 2013
    This is the $6,500 Santa Stake-Out kit being sold by PlanetOptics so you can spy on Santa while he's making his rounds. Me? I'm not sitting around in the cold waiting for that fat bastard to go flying by, I'm going to lure him to me. "With milk and cookies?" What is this, a... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    This is Santa the Hutt, a sculpture created for clothing retailer Betabrand by artist Cianna Valley and on display at their San Francisco store. You can go get your picture taken with him. Bring the kids! Make them cry. It's the perfect opportunity to give them the diabetes... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2013
    Because it's been Christmas season since mid-October, here's an animated Stegosaurus Christmas lawn ornament. The $140 dino's neck and tail move as he spreads Christmas cheer throughout the neighborhood, at least until some young punks steal it and set it on fire in the woods.... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2013
    Because Santa has been looking for an excuse to buy a boat, the North Pole is melting and now a shallow lake sitting atop a sheet of ice. No word if it's deep enough to drown a naughty elf in, but I bet I could do it. *holding underwater* MY BIKE'S WHEEL CAME OFF, YOU LITTLE... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2012
    This is a LEGO Santa mech built by LEGOmaniac Mark Anderson. I guess Santa got tired of having to take care for all those reindeer and (now would cover your children's eyes) SLAUGHTERED AND ATE THEM. *kids crying* I warned you. Santa's mech features a bubble of presents on ... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2012
    This is a Dalek themed Christmas Tree lovingly decorated by Dain Sandoval. I really think it captures the true meaning of Christmas, don't you? "And that is?" LOVE. "What do Daleks have to do with love?" That was a piss poor lead-in, I get it. All I know is that if Santa ... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2009
    Ever seen a giant Santa on fire? Now you have. This electrical safety warning comes to us all the way from Santa Catarina, Brazil. Remember: despite what your father may have taught you, drinking and Christmas decorating don't mix. "Russ, we checked every bulb, didn't we?" ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2008
    Julian Beever is a sidewalk artist that specializes in realistic 3-D renderings when viewed from a particular viewpoint. This is one such piece, and Christmas themed to boot. Who knew Santa lived in a secret underground lair beneath a mail receptacle? That's some serious Dan... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2008
    With Jesus' surprise roller-skating party just a week away, I thought I'd spread some holiday drunkeness in the form of beer bottle Christmas trees. This first one is made from 1,050 bottles, and there's a video after the jump of a Heineken tree with over 2,000. Also, I added... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2008
    And what an R/C tank it is too! The 6ft, 550lb beast is a 1/4 scale replica of a German King Tiger and operates via two 500-watt, 24 volt motors, capable of pulling a car. Complete with a 2ft gun and functional turret, the tank is clearly ready to destroy at its operator's co... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2008
    If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat f***er Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday. Hit the jump to see a pictorial on how to create your own meat cake, which basically involves making three giant hamburgers, gluing them together wi... / Continue →