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Geekologie Reader's Gingerbread Dino Cookie

This is a giant t-rex gingerbread cookie baked by Geekologie Reader Daniel in the hopes of milking a little extra presentry (wizardry in action!) out of ol'...
December 7, 2009

Game Controller Ornaments: Controllaments

Looking for some stylized video game controller ornaments for your Christmas tree this year? Then look no further than these laser-cut plastic joints! TA-DOW. Each set comes...
November 22, 2009

Rocks: Not Just For Christmas Anymore

As a guy who's no stranger to receiving a sockful of coal on Christmas morning, I wouldn't be surprised to open a birthday present and see the...
April 28, 2009

Santa, Quick!: A Millennium Falcon Sled

It's a well known fact that Santa hates my guts because I caught him boning a reindeer one foggy Christmas Eve while I was trying to piss...
December 23, 2008

'Tis The Season: Beer Bottle Christmas Trees

With Jesus' surprise roller-skating party just a week away, I thought I'd spread some holiday drunkeness in the form of beer bottle Christmas trees. This first one...
December 18, 2008

Mmmm, The Dessert Of Gods: Meat Cake

If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat f***er Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday. Hit the jump...
December 12, 2008