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  • May 20, 2016
    P0rnHub has just announced BangFit (follow through to Mashable for a link to the actual site), an exercise program that encourages you to bang to an adult video with a smartphone strapped to your waist to monitor your movement. The program is currently available for one, two a... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2016
    This is a video of the recent Renault Kwid safety test. The no-airbags model, made for sale in India, scored a rock-bottom 0/17 for adult safety. It looks like it's made out of aluminum foil. That is pretty much certain death. So, if you ever order an Uber or Lyft and it sa... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2016
    Happy Administrative Professionals Day! It's also National Prime Rib Day and National Karaoke Week. Take your secretary out for a prime rib lunch and sing some Prince hits. Hot on the heels of yesterday's 'Will You Be Here Tomorrow' (I really hope not), this is 'Staplerfahre... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is a video documenting the relationship between a pearlfish and a sea cucumber's butthole. Apparently sea cucumbers are so disgusting that predators don't want to mess with them. The pearlfish though? They are good eats. The solution? Live in a sea cucumber's butthole... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2016
    This is the CoyoteVest, a vest for dogs up to 20 pounds that was designed to help prevent attacks from predators (i.e. coyotes). I have a small dog and there are coyote warning signs up around my neighborhood but I've never actually seen one in real life because they know bett... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2016
    This is a video demonstration of Elide fire-extinguishing balls. You just toss a ball in the fire and POOF, fire goes out (previously: these tossable fire extinguishers from Japan). I'm not really sure what makes the fire go out, but I'm assuming a proprietary blend of dragon... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2016
    These are a couple pictures and the police dashcam footage of a drunk woman who tried to drive her car home after hitting a 15-foot tree and getting it stuck in her car's grill. Apparently the airbags deployed after hitting the tree and everything and she still decided to try ... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2016
    These are the Neko Helmets designed and made by Russian based Nitrinos motostudio. Prices range from $495 to $590 depending on the design, and are customizable in case you want one that looks more like your cat. I want one with googly eyes and one ear on the side of the head ... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2016
    This is a commercial from Japan advertising those ultra-thin (0.01mm) condoms they have over there. Personally, I like really thick condoms (at least an inch or two) because they make my penis look bigger. The commercial features two Tyrannosaurus Rexes boning. The male fin... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2015
    A man in Schoeppingen, Germany, has died after he and two associates tries to rob a condom vending machine by blowing it up with explosives. I'm going to be honest, I thought robbing condom vending machines was a one-man job. Apparently he was hit in the head by a piece of de... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2015
    These are real Star Wars condoms (previously: these conceptual ones) you can order from Graphic Armor, a company that specializes in custom condom printing and not knight's armor painted with butts and penises like I imagined in my mind. So like, the actual condom you put on y... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2015
    This is a video of two vans in China that are involved in a car accident. Not a typical car accident though. In this case there was a cable laying across the road waiting to be installed on phone poles when a street sweeper's brushes caught the cable, jerking it while it's un... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2015
    These are the padded LEGO slippers designed to prevent foot pain when you step on LEGO blocks because your kids don't put their toys away like you asked them to. Me? I used to love picking up all my LEGO bricks when I was a kid because I would pretend I was a human vacuum cle... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    This is a video of skydive instructor Brianne Thompson setting her parachute on fire with a flare gun to illustrate the importance of always packing a backup. Obviously, Brianne DID pack a spare and was able to land safely. I performed a similar demonstration when I pooped ... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    Cats: they like to do battle. I admire that about them. I'm also jealous of how much they get to sleep. This is the 3-D printed cat armor designed by 3-D printing enthusiast Jwall (pronounced J-Wall) of PrintThatThing. You can download the design at Thingiverse HERE to prin... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2015
    This is a Jimmy Hats brand condom from the Fallout franchise that somebody made. Jimmy Hats appeared in Fallout II and came in three varieties, none of which is the gold version seen above. I'm assume the gold version gives the wearer +5 charisma for 20 minutes or until they ... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2015
    Boo-Boos are adhesive bandages designed by Sherwood Forlee that make your little paper cut look like you're about to f***ing die. The come in (from top to bottom): slashing sharp-force trauma (with sutures), chemical burn, skin ulcer with skin slip, decubitus ulcer with maggot... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2015
    Marieitta Police in Georgia recently dressed like construction workers and posted up at a busy intersection to be able to see drivers up close and personal in an attempt to catch drivers using their phones. No word how many people they caught masturbating to Geekologie. Whic... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    ShredLights are headlights for your skateboard. They slide onto a small bracket you attach to your truck's bolts, and are USB rechargeable. They were designed to look cool and help prevent spills from hitting cracks at night. Ex-Toronto mayor Rob Ford? He will hit cracks an... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2015
    This is a series of conceptual motorcycle helmets imagined by digital designer Jyo John Mullor (previously: these other unrelated novelty motorcycle helmets including butt and booby). They look like real human heads. Will a cop pull you over for not wearing a helmet? Probabl... / Continue →