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  • August 21, 2014
    Because nobody needs their friends accidentally shooting each other because you left your gun out on the kitchen counter, Tactical Walls builds inconspicuous gun safes so you can hide your weapons in plain sight, where they're readily available. The safes use special magnetic ... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2013
    This is the CouchBunker (previously: the BedBunker), a $6,700 couch with a 30-rifle gun safe hidden beneath and optional bulletproof seat cushions in case of emergency. Each cushion will set you back an additional $500 if you want them bulletproofed though, so don't bother get... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2012
    Inb4 that sounds like it turned out to be an unsafe sale. eBay seller jameslabrecque (aka James Labrecque) recently sold this locked floor safe on eBay believing it was empty. But it was not. The buyer opened it and found over $26,000. Now James is wishing his legs were lim... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2010
    Great, now I want a Code Red. F***ing love that stuff. I'll even finish a bottle that's been rolling around in the backseat of my burning-hot car for fours days. You think I'm above that? I'm not above anything. This is the NSFW Workplace Safety Advisory System, it works j... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    We saw another steering wheel desk here on Geekologie quite some time ago, but I think we can all agree this is a much improved model. First of all, you can write/type at a normal angle and not the angle of the actual wheel. As a matter of fact, I'm using one now, and I've go... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2009
    That's right folks, NASA plans to shoot a giant missile at the moon and make it go boom. BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE MOON! In an unprecedented scientific endeavor -- and what may be one of the coolest space missions ever -- NASA is preparing to fly a rocket booster into the mo... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2009
    The Heinz Beanzawave is being billed as the world's smallest microwave and measures a scant 7.4 inches tall by 6.2 inches wide and 5.9 inches deep. It's equally suited for heating a can of beans/soup at your desk or frying your nuts so you can't have children. The mini micr... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2009
    The Hover Scooter may have made its debut in December, 1960, but that doesn't make it any less the vehicle I want to ride to work everyday. Also, if any of you ladies are interested in a lift I'll even mount a seat on the blower. And I'm not just saying that so I can make a '... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2009
    Remember Alfie Patten, the 13-year old that got his 15-year old girlfriend pregnant? Well, turns out he's not the father after all, and ogres really are the cheating whores I suspected. The fairy tales were true! A DNA test showed a 13-year-old boy in Britain is not the fath... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2009
    This is older so you may have already seen it. It's the scene from The Big Lebowski when Walter is beating the hell out of "Larry's" car with a crowbar. Except it was edited for television, making it perfectly SFW. Do you see what happens, Larry?? This is what happens, Larr... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2009
    Mike Nelson (of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame) has vowed to only eat bacon for the month of February. Why? Because it's delicious. And healthy. Now for the fine print: "Bacon" shall hereafter refer to the cured and smoked fatty cuts of pork, either back, side or belly. ... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS PROBABLY NSFW DEPENDING ON HOW YOUR EMPLOYER FEELS ABOUT CONDOM ANIMALS HAVING SEX ALL OVER THE PLACE. This is a Durex commercial that may or not have made it to the air (certainly not in this country) that features arguably homosexual condom rabbits doing it. ... / Continue →
  • December 26, 2008
    Mercedes, in their unending quest to save the lives of the rich, is installing a new feature in its E class automobiles (sorry, you C class peasants are still f***ed). Mercedes studied the brain waves of sleepy drivers, and matched those up with lackadaisical steering tendenci... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2008
    Well folks, we've all somehow managed to survive another year and make it to Jesus' B-day Extravaganza, 2008. I imagine you're all enjoying time with friends and family, opening wrapped boxes containing the things you've always wanted. And, if you're not, hopefully you at lea... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2008
    This LEGO safe is made out of modular plastic blocks called LEGO bricks. And it has a Mindstorm NXT unit attached to handle its secret combination. Five double digit codes protect your valuables, and the dial goes both ways, so there's a left and right entry for each number -... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2008
    This is how some system administrator in Russia prepares himself a quick meal during those long nights at the office -- with a 220-volt hotdog. He stabs a fork in each end, connects the clips, plugs in the plug, and presto: death by electrocution just waiting to happen. The g... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2008
    Does it hurt when you pee? Look down. Did the toilet lid fall on your penis? If so, disregard. But if not, get tested. And then use the inSPOT website to notify all your past sexual partners you may have given them something. Originally developed for gay and bisexual men, ... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2008
    Remember the giant robotic spider that was supposed to destroy Liverpool over the weekend? Well it didn't. From the reports I've read not a single person was bitten or squished. So maybe we do have a couple more years before the robots finally Tet Offend. Just kidding, a fr... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2008
    Last week Intel demonstrated a system that can broadcast 60 watts of power up to three feet with 75% efficiency. Using the system seen above, they shot power from one ring of death to the other, and lit a lightbulb. Now I'm not saying it's a good idea to wave your baby-maker ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2008
    Well folks, the Olympics are over. And you know what that means: no more getting drunk at the bar and watching rhythmic gymnastics. Oh, and 100,000 used condoms. Wait, what? The UNAIDS, the Beijing organizing committee BOCOG and International Olympics Committee are providin... / Continue →