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  • March 6, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody whose friends ask them to come fix their computer before trying turning it off and on again, a recent technology based email survey revealed a healthy percentage of Americans are dumb as shit when it comes to computers. Plus obese. 77% ... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2014
    This is a fake video from HUVrTech featuring Christopher Lloyd (Doc Brown), Tony Hawk and a handful of other celebrities (including Terrell Owens and Moby) lying about riding a real hoverboard. The CG is decent, but the whole thing is impossible to believe. Plus they made the... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    BroApp is a $2 Android app that automatically sends prewritten text messages to your girlfriend so she thinks you're an attentive boyfriend instead of the sad piece of shit you really are. Also -- darl? Who the hell calls their girlfriend, darl? I would break up with you for... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    Hasbro has announced a new line of Transformer toys that abandon the old, complicated transformation process and will instead transform with "the push of a button or flick of the wrist." Why? I'm not sure, but I think it's either because kids are getting lazier or Hasbro's ge... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    With air pollution nearly 26-times as dense as the World Health Organization considers safe, residents of Beijing watch the sunrise on a giant video monitor because you can't see the real thing. Pfft, who wants to see the sunrise anyways? I want to wake up at noon. Then go b... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2013
    Because there is literally no upper limit to Japanese perversion, this is a video demonstration of a pair of motion-controlled anime boobs. Using a Leap Motion gesture input device, a user can sadly jiggle boobs to their heart's content. You don't actually get to feel any cle... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    This is a brief video of a life-size flying TARDIS taking off. It's powered by 12 individual rotors. What's that make it, a dodecacopter? Sadly, the TARDIS barely takes to the sky before returning to earth head-first in a blaze of glory broken Styrofoam. No word if the Doct... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    Did somebody request extra buggy eyes for the white pieces? This is the $450 made-to-order taxidermied mice chess set available from Etsy seller TheCurious13. Do they start killing the mice after you pay? I don't want to know. Or when and how I'll die, although I suspect th... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2013
    Four years after his much plumper brother Mario (Lou Albano) took the warp pipe, Luigi (Danny Wells) from the late 80's/early 90's Super Mario Bros Super Show has passed away. He was 72. He is survived by the lovechild he and Princess Peach had that Mario thought was his. Re... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2013
    This is 'Topography of Tears', a series of microscopic photographs of human tears taken by Rose-Lynn Fisher. It's weird how most of them look like little maps of Middle Earth. I can almost imagine Frodo and the rest of his hairy little friends bounding down a grassy knoll, re... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    Note: Video after the jump is 400% NSFW and should not be viewed by anyone ever. You know what? I'm not even going to post the video, just link to it HERE because that's how wrong it is. Because some people's perversion knows no limits, this is a video demo of an Oculus Rift... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    A man named Batman Bin Suparman was recently jailed in Singapore after stealing his brother's ATM card to withdraw money, breaking into a business and stealing more money, and using heroin. Superheroes: they're not what they used to be. Or -- OR -- was Batman really under the ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2013
    Marcia Wallace, the voice of Mrs. Krabappel since 1990, passed away late last month at the age of 70. This is The Simpson's tribute to her from Sunday's show. Producers have announced they plan to retire the character after all the episodes Marcia previously recorded voice wo... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2013
    You see the little blue car in the top right corner? How long do you think it should take to pull out of that spot and leave the parking lot? Ten seconds? Surely not FOUR MINUTES. Who the hell is driving that car? Do they even have a license? If so, which family member wo... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2013
    I don't normally get involved in politics because it's not my job to depress the shit out of people, but I can't help but feel sorry for this little monkey. Obviously he escaped from the National Zoo and wants to return, but, due to the government shutdown, he can't get back i... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the entrance to a wormhole, astronomers using the Pan-STARRS 1 wide-field survey telescope in Maui, Hawaii, have discovered a gas giant planet 80-light years from earth that doesn't orbit a star. It's just out there floating all alone in the... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    This is the tombstone statue spotted by Redditor Paramorgue in Lund, Sweden. It features the likeness of a boy who passed away at the far too young age of five, playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance SP, which is propped in his lap by a Graveler pokemon. Rest in peace, little b... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2013
    Note: Larger version HERE although I don't know why you'd need a bigger version unless your state is number one in shitty vision. This is The United States of Shame (links to article with more info on each state), a map depicting what each particular state is worst at. Some o... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2013
    This is a series of Street Fighter characters digitally painted by DeviantARTist I-GUYJIN-I (aka Arman Akopian) along with a little story for each imagining where they are now. SPOILER: mostly down in the dumps. Apparently not everyone that participates in underground street ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    I came for an oil-change. *wink* Because the sex boxes they installed in 2010 were too drab, the city of Zurich has installed new sex boxes for people to have sex with prostitutes in, without the fear of children on family road trips watching from the back of their parents' st... / Continue →