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  • July 17, 2015
    56-year old Halloween loving and "tarot-card-carrying 'White Witch'" grandmother Lorna Johnson passed away due to lung cancer last month, and was recently laid to rest with Darth Vader leading her funeral procession. What appears to be a very hungover Beetlejuice also attended... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    In sad news, Nintendo president Satoru Iwata passed away on July 11th due to a bile duct tumor. He was 55. *lowers Super Mario end of level flag to half-mast, asks Link if he just wants to take the day off and go skip stones on Lake Hylia* A talented programmer, Iwata first... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2015
    These are a bunch of Instagram shots of Luhu the cat. Luhu has droopy eyelids that make her look like she's forever sad. She's not though, she's a happy kitty. I like how her toes are all distinct. You know, I have a friend who looks like he's perpetually sad. Probably bec... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2015
    This is Artoo In Love, a worthwhile short about R2-D2 falling in love with a mailbox. It has everything: romance, droids, heartbreak. It does not have pornography though. If you came looking for pornography you came to the wrong place. Keep going for the video.... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2015
    First a post about a quadrocopter. Then one about a quadrocopter and a penis. And now, a full-blown pecker story. I like where this day is headed. A recent international study has revealed the average penis worldwide measures 9.16cm (3.6-inches) in length and 9.31cm (3.7-in... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2015
    Leonard Nimoy, best known for his portrayal of Spock in the Star Trek series, died this morning at his home in Los Angeles at the age of 83. Not only a Vulcan, Nimoy was also an accomplished director, thespian, photographer and poet. Obviously, he lived long and prospered. *... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2015
    This is a glimpse of the future of humanity as documented by Redditor ryanmerket. I'm not sure how I feel about. That's not true, I am sure how I feel about it, and it isn't good. We're one step closer to that slovenly dystopian future in WALL-E. And I, for one, want no par... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Feel like crying at work today? Cool, just watch this. Then on Sunday during the actual Super Bowl you can feel confident going to the bathroom during the commercials knowing you've already seen them all. Keep going for the commercial, then go home and hug your pets and cry ... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2015
    This is an incredibly sad video of QVC host Jane Treacy and designer Isaac Mizrahi debating whether the moon is a star or a planet. Clearly, basic grade school knowledge is not a prerequisite for selling tacky women's wear on television. The highlights (lowlights): It almos... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    To celebrate the end of the MESSENGER (MErcury Surface Space ENvironment GEochemistry and Ranging) mission as the orbiter runs out of fuel and crashes into Mercury's surface in March, scientists have decided to give us, the idiots of the internet, the opportunity to name some o... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is a short video of a woman (second from the right) guessing 'Wood-Burning Microwave' for a toss-up puzzle on The Wheel Of Fortune with the clue 'Around The House' and not 'Things that Don't F***ing Exist' like you might have expected. Hey, at least the letters matched th... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is Aaron Joseph Purmort's obituary in the Minneapolis Star Tribune. He wrote it himself before dying of a brain tumor at age 35. Damn, 35? That's entirely too young. Rest in peace, Aaron, and thanks for keeping the city safe for so long. Thanks to Sam S and E V I L A ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2014
    Inventor, writer and publisher of the Choose Your Own Adventure series, R.A. Montgomery died on November 9th at the age of 78. Montgomery was best known for making reading fun for millions of young readers, myself included. I remember choosing so many adventures growing up. ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2014
    PROTIP: Seriously, don't read the product description. Because this is the world (that I want to blow up) that we live in, here's a $60 'Sexy Ebola Containment Suit' Halloween costume being sold over at BrandsOnSale. You know, because you heard something about Ebola on the ne... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    This is a local video news report about a fight between Mr. Incredible and Batgirl on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in front of Grauman's (TCL) Chinese Theater. Chewbacca and Freddy Krueger and Where's Waldo (he's right there!) try to break them up. It's really just sad more tha... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    This is a video documenting the sad story of Dale Decker, a man who slipped a disc in his back in 2012 and now has 100 involuntary, and often debilitating, orgasms a day. And you thought that was your dream world. Dale Decker is the first man to ever speak publicly about Pers... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2014
    This is a supercut of Batman's parents getting killed in nine different versions of his origin story. It was pretty sad. You think Bruce Wayne's parents called him Brucie when he was a baby? Bruce just doesn't sound like much of a baby's name. Bruce sounds like the kind of ... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2014
    Picture related: Pizza with nuts on it. 18-year old Austin Michael Symonds was arrested after a customer caught him rubbing his balls on the pizza he had just ordered. Apparently Austin was pissed the customer had placed an order right before closing, and decided to take matt... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2014
    This is 'Where Are They Now?', an animation created by Steve Cutts and narrated by a now much more shapely Jessica Rabbit that explores the lives of cartoon characters after their fame is up. So, where are they now? Nowhere good, I can tell you that. Garfield and his litter-... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Because this is the world we live in, this is the $20 SelfieBrush, an iPhone case with a thin mirror on the front and a brush on the back. It makes the perfect accessory for the vain woman in your life. Or man. Or a hairy cat. My cats used to love being brushed and getting ... / Continue →