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  • September 18, 2012
    Note: Mug doesn't actually shrink when coffee is added. This is the $13 Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug from Baron Bob. At room temperature, it features a picture of a couple sexy-ass dinos, but when hot liquid is added *sniffle* oh God -- THEY TURN INTO FOSSILS. *uncontrolla... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    I've seen girlfriend pillows before but nothing as sad and pathetic looking as this one. I mean, she doesn't even have a head. Or two arms. And why do her breasts look like two softballs? But on the upside, she is wearing a dishwashing glove so she probably knows her way ar... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2010
    J.D. Salinger, best known as the reclusive writer of 'The Catcher In The Rye' and being one of my favorite authors, has passed away at 91. I took the liberty of including some of my favorite quotes from Catcher here, but I highly highly HIGHLY encourage you all to take the tim... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2009
    Ah, the nation's capital: where even a mustard sweater and your pants around your ankles about to shit on the sidewalk doesn't warrant a second look by anybody but a pervert in a green hat. Hit the jump for a zoomier picture if you're really sick.... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    Apparently some kids happened to videotape the $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron crash from the other day. And, surprise surprise, there was no "low-flying pelican". Nope, just a man playing with himself in one of the world's most expensive production vehicles. Way to go, champ.... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2009
    Ever wonder what a bear with no hair would look like? This. Poor Dolores has lost her coat. She's a bare bear! I know, sometimes my word wizardry amazes even me. Vets have been left baffled by the condition of the bespectacled bear, who lives at a zoo in Leipzig. And Dol... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2009
    MUST WATCH. Sad and funny at the same time -- my favorite! This is what may very well be the world's drunkest (plus pills!) man attempting to buy beer from a convenience store. His perseverance is amazing. Don't get me wrong, he still fails miserably, but he's a hero in my b... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    I don't even know what to say, except this makes me sad about the women in the world who are stoned and fed to dragons if they're not virgins when they're married. And you thought I was a heartless asshole. No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2009
    Typically I find crazy homeless people cute with their funny signs and nonsensical babble. But not this one. You get no batteries, you hear me -- NO BATTERIES FOR YOU! I'll tell you what -- I would push this sucker down a flight of subway stairs like a street vendor's cart a... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2009
    Look down. Do you have breasts? If so, you're a woman or a man who could afford to lose some weight. Either of which may be interested in these Twilight bandages. They're band-aids, but with Twilight shit on them. Now, not to flaunt my superior product design skills or any... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2009
    Les Paul, famed musician and inventor, has passed away. Les Paul, who invented the solid-body electric guitar later wielded by a legion of rock 'n' roll greats, died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 94. With Mary Ford, his wife from 1949 to 1962, he earned 36... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2009
    And in a bit of sad news, a Chinese factory worker jumped to his death after losing track of an iPhone prototype he was responsible for shipping to Apple. The dead worker, Sun Danyong, 25, worked in product communications at Foxconn Technology Group, a Taiwanese firm that make... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2009
    Michael Jackson, donning his last piece of flair (possibly a Bedazzled glove), will be buried in a 14-karat gold coffin only befitting of a king (of pop. Alternatively, Neverland). The $25,000 container from Batesville Casket Company ("because every family deserves a Batesvil... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2009
    Billy Mays, a man best known for kicking Vince "Shamwow" Shlomi's ass in a no-holds-barred cagefighting match, died over the weekend following a freak head injury heart blockage. He was 50. Police said Mays told his wife he didn't feel well when he went to bed Saturday night.... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2009
    Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest yesterday. He was 50. *performs crotch grab in remembrance* Rest in peace, Michael. Hit the jump for some video tributes.... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    Want some jewelry that will remind you of your deceased loved ones because it's made with parts of them? Then you're in luck, thanks to necromancer and design student Anna Schwamborn (not to be confused with Anna Schwamdied). Besides pure hair being used, cremated human ash... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2009
    Following in the trend of tweeting from the bathroom, a 17-year old Romanian girl died while apparently trying to Twitter from the tub (this new loofah feels great!). The Austrian times says that Maria Barbu was, in fact, in the tub while using Twitter when she likely reache... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2009
    This is a gallery of princesses from fairy tales living in current times. All the pictures were taken by photographer Dina Goldstein, and, as you will see, are none too joyful. Which is exactly why I guarantee all of my lovers a horrible time right from the start. THERE WILL... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2009
    If you've ever wanted to get to know me better, watch this video -- it's the story of my life. And, if you can't tell, I don't perform well in relationships. But don't let that stop you. Ladies? Youtube Thanks to helliebee and Megan, who just realized they don't want to da... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2009
    Sebastian Neale, a 26 year old from South Wales and mega-fan of the Doctor Who series, passed away recently due to head injuries and was given a proper Dr. Who themed send off. The funeral music was swapped out in favor of the Dr. Who's theme song and mourners were greeted wi... / Continue →