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  • September 7, 2011
    WARNING: Video will make you think less of Doc Brown. This is the followup to the previously posted Back to the Future themed teaser ad (because commercials can have teasers now) for electronics store Garbarino in Angentina. Except this one is longer. And, despite a relative... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    Kidding -- she's clearly adulterated. Ah yes, the ol' Myspace mirror shot. I've taken those before. SHIRTLESS. Oh I'm sorry -- am I making you too wet? "Only with vomit." Mmmmmm, rub it into your beard. This is crusty skankasaurus taking a Myspace mirror shot WITH AN ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    7. Comfort the dying. Geez that's morbid. And as much as I'd like to think I could, I'd probably be too busy running around in circles screaming. They don't call me Mr. Cool Under Fire for nothing you know. In Case Of Nuclear Attack: #7 - Comfort The Dying [ohgizmo]... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    This is a little funny cartoon. Funny in a sad way. Like watching an old lady with a flowery hat on trying to open the door to the thrift store even though the sign clearly states, "Closed on Sundays". The Chive Thanks to Captain_O!, who drives an electric car because elect... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2009
    So there's a new website out there that's similar to fmylife, but instead of people talking about how much their lives suck, it's a bunch girls talking about how much their lives are like Twilight, which is even sadder. Some examples: Today I asked my boyfriend if he would ho... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2009
    There's no way around it, this is just plain sad. And it would have been the most heartbreaking thing I'd ever seen all day if my little sister didn't get hit by a garbage truck. Kidding, streetsweeper. China : 2yo Lights Up Cigarette And Smokes It. [liveleak] Thanks to Wee... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2009
    Russian adult film star Anna Morgan (seen above, possibly named after that chick in The Ring) was paid $500,000 to get a tattoo on her natural DD breasts advertising a World of Warcraft gold-selling website. Ah, capitalism. Also, breast advertisement ever. The WoW Gold selli... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2009
    This is ninja boy (think Star Wars boy yet somehow remarkably sadder) filming himself out in the wilderness (read: the local park) pulling off some Rad to the power of Unhealthy ninja moves. It's seven minutes long and BY NO MEANS should you piss away an entire seven minutes o... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    I can honestly say I'm surprised the numbers for renaissance artists aren't even lower. Because one time when I was substitute teaching for a class of fourth graders I asked who sculpted David and the only response was from a girl who asked if that was the one with the penis. ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS. This is a video from Coachella of a wizard who refuses to put his hat and robe back on (you're doing it wrong!) and instead waves his minuscule penis around like Harry Potter trying to cast a spell of sadness on anyone fool... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2009
    Fiona Carswell is a friendless hag who lives in the woods and tries to entice children into her gingerbread house to eat them. Just kidding, I'm sure she's cool and has tons of friends. But that didn't stop her from designing 'Cell Stickies', which are electro-static stickers... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2009
    As you can see, majoring in Mathematics or Chemistry pretty much guarantees you a sexless college experience. Good for you, hopefully you took a purity pledge or something. Now, if you'll excuse me, "CALLING ALL FEMALE STUDIO ART MAJORS, PARTY AT MY HOUSE -- BRING FINGERPAINT... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2009
    XBox Live doesn't want you letting anybody know you're gay. Because that's offensive. Recently, a woman was banned from online gaming for identifying herself as a lesbian in her profile. My account was suspended because I had said in my profile that I was a lesbian. I was ha... / Continue →