sad state of affairs

In Case Of Nuclear Attack....

7. Comfort the dying. Geez that's morbid. And as much as I'd like to think I could, I'd probably be too busy running around in circles screaming....
January 13, 2010

Ninja Boy Could Use A Few More Lessons

This is ninja boy (think Star Wars boy yet somehow remarkably sadder) filming himself out in the wilderness (read: the local park) pulling off some Rad to...
June 6, 2009

Sad: Text Messages For The Friendless

Fiona Carswell is a friendless hag who lives in the woods and tries to entice children into her gingerbread house to eat them. Just kidding, I'm sure...
March 21, 2009

Percent Of Student Virgins Per College Major

As you can see, majoring in Mathematics or Chemistry pretty much guarantees you a sexless college experience. Good for you, hopefully you took a purity pledge or...
March 18, 2009

XBox Live's Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy

XBox Live doesn't want you letting anybody know you're gay. Because that's offensive. Recently, a woman was banned from online gaming for identifying herself as a lesbian...
February 27, 2009