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  • October 12, 2012
    I know this isn't the first zombie themed paintball experience, but whatever, it's getting close to Halloween and I'm trying to SET THE MOOD. *lighting romantic candles on dinner table* Help yourself to some boxed wine -- the Spaghetti O's should be ready any minute. Ron McC... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Hey ladies -- want to make my roommate cry for $10? it look like your garters are tearing the flesh from your legs? Pfft, who doesn't? ME. I don't wear stockings, I wear tights. That way I can get away without wearing underwear. But enough about my sexy-f***in' ass -- intr... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2012
    This is a picture from an "adventure themed wedding ceremony" that took place in Thailand yesterday because why should a wedding NOT end with you being chased by pirates? I'm not sure what else an adventure wedding entails, but from the look of things it's abandon your wife if... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2011
    Note to self: learn how to ride a bike. The last time we saw MABEL the running robot she was tripping and falling all over herself while I cheered and fist-bumped my laptop. Aaaaaaaaand now she can run at 6.8 miles an hour. That's less than 9-minute miles. "I could run fast... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    There are creepy pictures, and then there's the picture above. Introducing 'Athlete', the running, jumping robot. Which -- when was the last time you went for a jog again? Because now might be a good time to dust off the Umbros and cross-trainers and hit the sidewalk. Me? ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a vision of the future captured by famed horror photographer Joshua Hoffine (who also created THESE images). Needless to say, it'll be haunting my dreams (including the day variety) for months to come. GAAAH!! Sorry -- must have dozed off for a sec. Per the man hims... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE for those of you with eyes in the back of your head that have to use a mirror to see the monitor. Will you survive the zombie apocalypse? I dunno, I guess it depends on what kind of zombies you're dealing with. Because I'm gonna be honest... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    Earth, wind and fire tornadoes. This is what the apocalypse looks like. "Oh really? Then where are all the make-believe killer robots you're always crying about, GW?" Above, you dumbass! A 'fire tornado' has been caught on camera in the Brazilian municipality of Aracatuba,... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy. P... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump dammit. I always thought the whole John Connor bit was a bunch of bullshit. And you know what? I was right for once in my Godforsaken life. This is the video evidence proving what Terminators are REALLY sent back for. Which SPOILER ALERT: is... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    If you want to raise a good chainsaw massacre-er you have to start 'em young. Same goes for bloggers. Which is exactly why I rest my balls on the keyboard. ccccccccxccxzzxxxxxzzzzzzz LEFTY -- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TYPING?! The chainsaw and the severed arm plush are a cr... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    This is a little gallery of what the apocalypse of 2012 is going to look like [editor's note to self: remember to come back and change the date to 2015 if the whole 2012 shit is a bust], courtesy of the recent volcanic eruptions in Iceland. Doesn't look like a very good place ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. This is a Pac-Man movie trailer created by Geekologie Reader Andrew and his sketch comedy group/production company Therefore. That's a screenshot of Blinky there. Scary, huh? And I, for one, am not ashamed to admit I screamed like a little gir... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2010
    This is a picture of part of a Star Wars invasion of Dubai taken by photographer Cédric Delsaux and CG-ified by Pierrick Gueneugue. I posted a couple more after the jump but you really need to go the website and see them all in high-res for full appreciation. And speaking o... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    This isn't the first time a programmable roadsign has been hacked, and it probably won't be the last. How do I know? I'm blogging from the keypad of one of the things right now! Now how do you spell "handsomest"? Is that right -- it looks funny. At least two Florida Depart... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2009
    This is a giant tarantula bookbag found on furaffinity.net by Geekologie Reader Kevin while searching for women that like to dress up as guinea pigs. It was made by talented user Dludnerad and stores a ton of whatever the hell people put in bookbags these days. Books, haha --... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2009
    Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor snake WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING. One evening last week Efi turned the robot on and left the house. When she... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    For those of you that like to get high and lie in the middle of a field staring up, the Leonid meteor shower is supposed to reach its peak tonight from 1AM to dawn. Great, I'll be hiding in the back of the hallway closet waiting for the apocalypse. It, uh, is 2012, right? T... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    Boston Dynamics (my arch nemesis) is at it again, this time with PETMAN, a bipedal walking robot, who, despite its name, actually hates all living creatures. Biped robot the balances dynamically using a human-like walking motion. It is a close relative to BigDog, sharing eleme... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2009
    iRobot, a diabolical company best known for convincing millions of housewives to allow rug-munching robots into their homes, has now developed an air-filled shape-shifting robot that will climb into your bed and smother you while you sleep. Unveiled at the International Confer... / Continue →