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  • April 8, 2011
    I'm no expert, but that definitely doesn't look like 'HDD Inside'. Some Ruskie, in desperate need for a little extra hard drive space to store all his commie fetish porn, drove all the way to the Russian/Chinese border to pick up a 500GB black-market Samsung. This is what he ... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    So iPhones aren't cool, got it. But how do you feel about a guy that keeps a Blackberry between his buttcheeks so the government can't monitor his calls? Because I know a guy. Personally. Me, I'm talking about me. Also, if I told you I'm a L337 Starcrafter can I get the bi... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    I think it's actually supposed to read, "concocting poopie", which makes a lot more sense because that's exactly what Nokia does. That said, my first cell phone was an old green-screen Nokia brick that I got a bright-ass yellow case for from a kiosk at the mall because I thoug... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2010
    This is a picture of a kid who got busted smoking pot and watching pr0n. And because getting caught by your parents WHILE YOU'RE HIGH AND WITH YOUR WIENER IN YOUR HAND isn't bad enough, they made him make this sign and stand by the road. God, you poor bastard. Just be thankf... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2010
    ROFLASVOMNOMGIB! That's what you get for using a free internet translator instead of hiring somebody. Also, who knew Batman turned into Spiderman after finding equipment under his house? Because I've been under my house before and I didn't turn from one superhero into anothe... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    If there's one thing I love, it's huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multi-purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do? Oh I don't know -- besides CUT THROUGH HUMAN BONE! Just kidding. The Eat'N Tool was invented by NYC designer Liong Mah... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    Ever wanted to make your own cartoons with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sayin' funny-ass things to each other? Well now you can. Just head over to Sad and Useless, download the template, and speech-bubble to your buttheart's content! I even made one myself and posted it after t... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    Note: Don't even read what I wrote, just go watch the video after the jump. This is a video of the best wedding DJ that's ever existed. I mean, the man doesn't just play songs, HE PERFORMS. It's f***ing amazing. I just called and booked him every day for the rest of my life... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2010
    This is a screenshot Geekologie Reader (and all around handsome devil) Beau sent me from his iPod Touch of what is arguably the best written and hardest hitting piece of journalism USA Today has ever produced. Amirite or amirite? jkl;kjl;;lkjjkl;jkl; Flickr Thanks Beau, and... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2010
    This is a little gallery of video game characters' Twitter accounts (with chirps posted in reverse order for ease of readability). As you'll see, they pretty much do exactly what you'd expect. The only thing that actually caught me by surprise is the fact that Link's handle i... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    This is a short video of girls making the sound effects to scenes from 'Commando', 'The Dark Knight' and 'Terminator 3'. The video is called 'Girls Are Bad At Sound Effects', but I thought they did an incredible job. There are literally a TON of quality pews in there. And I ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    HA! That brought a smile to my face. Which is good because I've been struggling ever since that last lamb post. Internet gods have feelings too, you know. Or so I've heard. But blogging hacks definitely do. Well That Was Easy. [epicwinftw] Thanks to Gareth, who accidenta... / Continue →