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  • October 11, 2013
    This is a series of digital paintings by DeviantARTist Santiago-Perez reimagining a squirrel as a bunch of different superheroes (plus some video game and movie characters). You know, I had a staring contest with a squirrel once. Those f***ers almost never blink. Little bast... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    Raise your hand if you've ever wanted a house with secret passageways. Everybody, cool. I've always wanted a secret passage from the kitchen to the bathroom so my family will stop judging me for eating in there. You ever eaten a PB&J in a bubble bath before? Makes you feel ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2013
    Dogs: they're man's best friend. Ferrets: they are not. So you can imagine the surprise when an Argentinian retiree took his two newly purchased toy poodles for their first checkup and the vet was all, "These are f***in' ferrets, bro." I guess that's what happens when you bu... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2011
    Mad scientists in Tel Aviv have successfully replaced a rat's cerebellum with an electronic one, effectively moving the Doomsday clock ahead a minute and increasing humanity's already significant fear of rodents. Good one, guys. *crushing computer mouse in desk drawer* Now M... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    Energy AND protein -- I'm down. 19-year old liar Vitaliy Sulzhik claims he found a dead mouse in the bottom of a Monster Energy drink. YOU SHUT THE F*** UP VITTLES -- I USE THOSE THINGS FOR CHASERS SOMETIMES! Vitaliy Sulzhik had downed the energy drink shortly after buying... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2011
    Seen here tormenting a cat instead of laying waste to that Roomba LIKE I SPECIFICALLY YELLED AT HER TO DO, Hammy Princess shows off her Theo Jansen inspired hamster-ball mecha. JEALOUS SUPER MONKEY BALL IS JEALOUS. Princess is a tiny little thing, much smaller than what I had... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2010
    A little car guided entirely by a living rat's brain: what could go wrong? Well it could crash it's way through the grocery store's cheese isle for one. Plus leave its little rat-pellets all over the floor for two. *heaving* I thought somebody was leaking chocolate chips! ... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2010
    I'm not saying I've never eaten a mouse before but that's because I have and I'm not proud about it. But I would still cry myself to sleep every night if I was making a sandwich and found a dead one at the bottom of the loaf. But it happened, oh, it happened. Just not to me,... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2010
    Party Rats are little light-emitting rings in the shape of rats you wear when you're high on ecstasy at a rave and want to impress the girl with the candy necklace on. Just remember: spirit fingers!! What? You haven't heard of Party Rats! You're kidding, right? They're the be... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2009
    Seen here doing God knows what, 40-year old Bangladeshi farmer Mokhairul Islam killed 83,450 rats from January to September and won the coveted #1 Rat Slaya title. His reward: a 14-inch color television. Proof of his accomplishment came in the form of 83,450 rat's tails del... / Continue →