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  • June 6, 2011
    Seen here laying down some fresh beats, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak believes we've already lost the war on robotics and humans will be little more more than robots' pets (read: sex slaves) in the future. Wonderful, wonderful news. *chugging the Kool-Aid* "We're already c... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    THEY'RE CALLED DECEPTICONS FOR A REASON, MORONS. Basically what these two jerks did is program robots to play hide-and-seek, and for the hider to leave a false trail for the seeker to follow. Wonderful news, really. I couldn't be happier right now if my genitals were on fire... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2010
    Apparently the lastest game in the Fallout franchise (Fallout: New Vegas) will feature some steamy oily robotic sex, according to its recent ESRB rating. And I'm not talking about two robots banging FYI. I'm talking about man laying with machine. *shivers* Per official ESRB... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    Geez, could you have made it any creepier looking? Maybe if it had a bunch of bloody hooks tearing at its flesh or something. God that would be so hot aside, this is Telenoid R1, a humanoid robot that "recreates the physical presence of a remote user." The Telenoid R1 robot ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: There's a video of the robot in action after the jump but it's not for the faint of heart. Or butt. *squirt* Oh God. The Myon (rhymes with Cylon -- coincidence? I think not) is a humanoid robot (the worst kind) with modular body parts so if one gets torn off in battle... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    At first I was gonna ask for all the original He-Man action figures, but now all I want is an anti-robot laser. Suck it, two front teeth! (You should have watched where that mule was kicking anyways) If you own an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV), here's piece of advice: don't ... / Continue →