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Yes, This is An ACTUAL Photograph Of Saturn

Note: Full res-version HERE because your desktop is itching for a new background. Ooooooooooor has porn fleas. This is AN ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH of Saturn taken from the...
September 7, 2011

FAKE, THE SHADOWS ARE ALL...RIGHT?

Note: Full-res (1600 x 1200) version HERE in case you're convinced there's a stray shadow faux pas somewhere you could spot if the image were just larger....
May 19, 2011

Sad: Donkey Kong Reduced To Selling Soda

Seen here unsuccessfully threatening a blurry old man with the 1-2 punch that used to make Mario shit his pants and cry, Donkey Kong, the once fearful...
October 12, 2009

How Not To Private Message On Facebook

This is 41-year old idiot moron Tracy T-something trying to send lover Michael a Facebook message expressing how much she loved him recently railing her but instead...
August 25, 2009

Say Bye To Dromedary Digit!: The Cuchini

The Cuchini is a real product made by the two women in the picture (Kelly and Christy, NOT the camel-woman) and helps prevents undesired camel toe. The...
May 6, 2009

Real Sugar: Mountain Dew 'Throwback'

Just for the summer (unless they're hugely popular) Pepsi is producing Mountain Dew and Pepsi 'Throwback', which both contain natural sugar instead of that high fructose maize...
April 27, 2009

Tuantaun Sleeping Bag Becoming Reality?

As you may recall, ThinkGeek cruelly offered a tauntaun sleeping bag as an April Fool's joke, just to break your heart. Well, because of the overwhelming demand...
April 3, 2009

Screw A Picture: VIDEO Of The New Mac Mini

For those of you naysayers that claimed last week's picture of the Mac Mini was Photoshopped, here's the video. So either somebody's good with Premiere as well,...
February 24, 2009

Concealed Dork Permit: The Gadget Holster

Oh God, please don't shoot -- with your iPhone! BWHAHHAHAH! Let me guess -- you failed the police academy entrance exam again. The fashionable e-Volveâ„¢ Gadget Shoulder...
January 23, 2009

Bruce Lee Plays Ping Pongs With Nunchucks

This is an ad for a special Bruce Lee edition Nokia N96. It's an oldschool looking video of Bruce Lee playing ping-pong with nunchucks. It's obviously real...
November 27, 2008

I'll Never Be Cold Again!: A LEGO Radiator

Allegedly this is a real radiator called the Brick, designed by architect Marco Baxadonne and manufactured by Scirocco. No word on price, but I think we can...
October 16, 2008

Is This A Swedish Sea Monster?

I dunno, it kind of looks like a rectangle humping a tapeworm. A group of filmmakers claim to have successfully captured Sweden's legendary Great Lake Sea Monster...
August 29, 2008