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  • August 19, 2014
    Because what good is duct tape if it can't mask the smell of the weed you're sending an out-of-state friend, Duck brand is now selling scented duct tape. Although, honestly, they may have already been selling it for awhile, I'm not even going to pretend I'm on the cutting edge... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is the OM/ONE, a spherical magnetically levitating Bluetooth speaker. It levitates and plays music. Plus has a microphone so you can use it for conference calls. The sphere can also be removed from the base and function as a wireless speaker for up to 15 hours. $179 ge... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2014
    This is the 3-D printed Space Invaders toilet paper holder made and sold by Etsy shop The Taj Mahalo ($20). It holds a roll of toilet paper and looks like a space invader. There isn't really much more to say. You ever gone to use a public bathroom stall and found the bowl fi... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    What the -- are you blowing a seagull?! This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, ... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    This is the Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge available from ThinkGeek ($150). It can hold nine cans of soda plus a little extra and glows green inside and out. Nine cans of soda isn't that many, but the thing is only a foot square so it doesn't take up a lot of room either. You kn... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2014
    Meet Bunch O Balloons, a system for filling up to 100 water balloons per minute invented by father of eight Josh Malone. Because when it's your job to fill water balloons for eight kids, you're gonna find a way to make that shit easier on yourself. Same goes for putting them ... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2014
    These are the Samurai Darth Vader and Storm Trooper costumes available for pre-order from Costume Craze ($188 HERE and HERE). That's a little expensive for what I usually spend on my Halloween costume. "What do you usually spend on your Halloween costume?" One trip to the do... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2014
    You ever made it rain before? I did once. I had to sacrifice two goats and perform a sacred ritual under the full moon. It was all very messy and I regret not just trying to bribe Storm. You ever made it rain IN A STRIP CLUB? I have not. Although it would be funny to see ... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is a new line of depressingly scented candles from The Flicking Candle Company (~$17). They come in scents like Signed Divorce Papers, Cancelled Vacation, Grandma's Last Christmas Tree, College Rejection Letter, Defriend, Freshman 15 Poundcake, Driving While Intoxicated, ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Friends Fun Wine (sounds like a great name to market to kids) are coffee flavored wines with about as much alcohol as a moderate beer. They come in a can. Your mom will love them. Unfortunately, they don't contain any caffeine. They screwed that up. Looks like I'll be stic... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2014
    Don't act like you've never thought about it. Because who hasn't dreamed of humping a tablet, Fleshlight has just announced that the LaunchPAD, a Fleshlight-holding iPad case, is now a real $25 product (Fleshlight not included). Previously: the concept for the product I poste... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    Because who doesn't want to pretend to dine on the skulls of their enemies, these are the anatomically correct chocolate skulls cast by Etsy seller BlackChocolateCo. Each skull is made with 1.5kg (~3.3-pounds) of your choice of chocolate and costs $120. *spit-takes blood* Th... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    The AirDog is a GoPro toting quadrocopter drone that uses a body-mounted tracking device to follow you around and film whatever the hell you're doing. Which is probably some EXTREME SPORT. Or getting hit in the head with a quadrocopter. The drones are currently a Kickstarter... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    These are $45 Nanoblock sunglasses. They're covered in LEGO-like studs. They're not LEGO compatible though, they're only Nanoblock compatible. Apparently Nanoblocks are a miniaturized version of LEGO from Japan. Want to build a little Nanoblock fairy trimming your eyebrows?... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    These are the Transformer trucker hats with masks available from Stylin' Online ($22). You can choose between an Autobot hat with Optimus Prime mask or Decepticon hat with Megatron mask. If you're buying one to rob a bank though I suggest going with Optimus so security won't ... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    What the -- 100% cotton?! Because life is hard without the right novelty products to make it through the day, here's a compilation of people sucking at life in infomercials. It's got it all -- the woman who can't tie a towel around herself after a shower, people who can't cra... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2014
    Because sometimes trying to sneak a bottle of bourbon taped to your nuts into a sporting event still gets confiscated by security, now there's Palcohol, a powdered alcohol that's just been approved for sale in the US. That way security will just think it's fat sack of coke and... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2014
    Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'you... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2014
    This is Bilbo's Bath and Shire Gel. Shire, get it? If you don't you might be having a stroke. The ironic thing about this is that Hobbits rarely bathe. They all smell like a shit in the sun on the hottest day of summer. Fact: Gandalf actually faked his death with the Balro... / Continue →