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  • May 22, 2015
    The Mewgaroo Hoodie (~$50) is a hoodie with a giant pouch on the front for a kitty to curl up in. Also works for small dogs. The pouch has a removeable, washable liner so it doesn't get all funky in there. Plus the hood has little ears and the cuffs have paw pads on them so ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    Remember the Kickstarter for the flasks that look like Nintendo cartridges? Well now they're real products and you can get Drunk Hunt, The Legend Of Drink and Fine Ale Fantasy versions at ThinkGeek, or the whole lineup including Super Bar-Hop Bros, Castle Vodka, Metal Beer, Ke... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    Because novelty socks are all the rage right now for people with disposable income (I only buy six-packs of white athletic socks at the dollar store), these are the custom printed Nike Elites made and sold by Etsy seller SickestSockCreations. They cost $36(!!), are fade resist... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2015
    This is the $60 Captain America Shield Backpack available from ThinkGeek. It looks like Captain America's Shield, has a padded laptop/tablet pocket, and a hard plastic exterior. Speaking of backpacks -- is it still cool to only wear your backpack on one shoulder? Because w... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2015
    The Couchlet is a $16 USB hub that adds two outlets to the cracks of a sofa (power not included). I imagine seeing a lot of these at yard sales in the coming years. It's slim design and fold-out foot help keep it in place. Possibly enough to justify spending $16 on a USB hub... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2015
    Because the day when every product is available with a Star Wars theme is rapidly approaching (my guess is around summer 2017) his is the furry Chewbacca can koozie available in July from Entertainment Earth ($8). I have never paid $8 for a can koozie before. Besides, the bes... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2015
    This is the Dagobah swamp shower curtain available from ThinkGeek ($25). It's perfect for the person who wants their bathroom to feel as swampy as possible. People are weird. My bathroom? My bathroom has a beach feel to it. "Stop talking about your beach themed bathroom." ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    Break Up Beans are $5 Lima bean plants that have had the seeds engraved with 'It's Over' and 'Let's Be Friends', so the phrases appear on the plant's first set of leaves. They also come in 'Be Mine', 'I Love You', 'Forever Yours', 'Happy Birthday', 'Best Friends', 'Get Well', ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    This is the Bowler Hat Colander available from Firebox ($20, but $80 total to get it shipped to the US, i.e. not worth it). It can strain spaghetti or accent a mustache and bow tie with equal dexterity. When I was a kid I used to wear a metal colander on my head to prevent th... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2015
    This is the Geek Nerd Clock available from Etsy seller LetterThings ($23). The numbers have been replaced with geeky references to the number that should be there. They blew the opportunity to use a reference to Battlestar Galactica's Number Six for 6 o'clock though. Also, 1... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    The Joker is a $15 birthday card that, once activated, plays the Happy Birthday song over and over until the battery runs out (~3 hours) or the card is destroyed. I just bought one but I can't decide who to send it to. I guess I should probably send it to somebody with a birt... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2015
    The Brik Case is a MacBook/MacBook Air case that turns the back of the monitor into a building surface for LEGO, Mega Bloks, PixelBlocks, KRE-O, or K'NEX. The Brik Case is currently an already funded Kickstarter project, so $35 will get you one along with a bag of 100 1x1 buil... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Dicks By Mail is a service that allows you to anonymously send a bag of edible dicks to anyone you hate for $15. The package comes with a 5-ounce bag of gummy peens and a note that reads 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Pretty straightforward. Although when I first read about it I did ... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2015
    Because there will come a time when every product is available with a Star Trek theme, this is the Star Trek USS Enterprise Sushi Set available from ThinkGeek ($35). The top comes off the Enterprise's circular hull to hold soy sauce, and the blue warp trails are actually chops... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2015
    This is the Ninja Gnome garden gnome available from Firebox ($30). He has a solar panel in the back of his head that powers his glowing eyes when night falls. If night RISES? Hopefully it's a sign the world is going to end soon. The Ninja Gnome was designed to protect your ... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2015
    This is the Kickstarter for the Main Drain, a urinal attachment for at-home toilets. The $45 piece of plastic clamps on to the side of a regular shitter (no tools except your peenor required!) and allows the user to piss with the confidence they're still soaking the floor tryi... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2015
    These are the mouth and ear candles made and sold by Etsy shop uncannyartshop. They cost $18 apiece and come in 15 different scents. Sadly, burning flesh isn't one of them. The ear one kind of reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYS! Who else was jealous of Slot... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2015
    This is the Thanos Infinity Gauntlet Coffee Mug available for pre-order ($16, ships in May) exclusively from Entertainment Earth. Hence all the ridiculous watermarks. Hopefully they don't include those in the final product. Harness the power of the Infinity Gems and seize co... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2014
    This is the Pillow 13x13x13 IQ Brick (not actually a Rubik's cube, just similar) available from Brando. It costs $320, which is pretty expensive for something I'm inevitably going to throw at the ground as hard as I can, then stab and set on fire. Just saying, you know what h... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    This is the $40 Nut Hammer. It's exactly what it sounds like unless you thought it was some sort of S&M sex toy, in which case my balls just snuck back inside me like Homer Simpson disappearing into that bush even thinking about it. Same goes for a nut tenderizer. You just p... / Continue →