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  • November 16, 2015
    This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyw... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    Groupon (of all places) is selling these clip-in man buns for men who want hair buns but don't have the hair or know-how. They're allegedly a $65 value (AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) but only $10 if you act now. Over 5,000 have already been bought, presumably as gag gifts or I don't want... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    This is the $11 Star Wars Chewbacca Can Cooler available from ThinkGeek (previously: this much less furry one from Entertainment Earth). It gives a user that authentic drinking-out-of-a-rug experience. You like hair in your mouth? Who DOESN'T like hair in their mouth? In my... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Death Star Waffle Maker available from ThinkGeek. It makes a single 7-inch Death Star waffle at a time. Now, by a show of hands -- who likes pancakes more than waffles? Now everybody look around. The people with their hands up clearly don't appreciate syrup ... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2015
    Thanks to the request I made in that article about Fallout beer, Bethesda has announced a partnership with Jones Soda to bring real Fallout Nuka Cola Quantum exclusively to Target stores on Fallout 4's release day (November 10th). The drink is actually a repackaged version of ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2015
    This is Outer Space Vodka. It costs $40 for a 750mL bottle and has been distilled through actual meteorites four times for EXTRA SPACE CANCER. Obviously, nobody is going to buy it except for the glass alien head bottle. If I was in college I would buy a bottle, finish it, then ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2015
    This is the Darth Vader silicon oven mitt available from ThinkGeek for $15 (previously: this space slug oven mitt). It looks like one of Vader's gloves and has the Imperial crest on the palm. Darth Vader's actual gloves did not have that because it would have gotten in the way... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2015
    Because it's clearly somebody's job at Disney to make sure there's a licensed Star Wars version of every product, these are the Darth Vader and R2-D2 shower heads from Oxygenics (and available at Bed Bath & Beyond). Each has three settings: spray, jet, and mixed. R2 costs $25... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2015
    This is Steem brand caffeinated peanut butter ($5 + shipping for an 8oz jar). It's great for people who would rather eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning instead of chugging a cup of coffee. Who is that? Nobody? Yeah, that's nobody. The story of Steem is... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    These are the Batmobile slippers available from ThinkGeek ($50). They were designed to look like the Tim Burton Batmobile from the 1989 movie and come in small, medium and DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME BOATS. Personally, I wear a size 11 or 12 depending on the brand. I have big feet.... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2015
    Tina Belcher is into this. Remember 'Slap It', the wall lamp designed by Joseph Begley that you can slap or pinch to turn on and off? The butts can be set to one of ten different colors. And now they're available for $230 ($605 for a three pack) instead of the previous limi... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2015
    The Pooch Selfie is a smartphone attachment that holds a tennis ball above the camera so your dog will look at it when you're taking pictures of them. It's an already funded Kickstarter campaign so $13 will get you one when they ship this December. Me? I get my dog to look a... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2015
    This is the Casio S100 'Special One', a $225 luxury calculator made by Casio to celebrate all the years the company has been calculating. Punch them numbers! Only 5,000 are going to be produced and sold in Japan though, so in the off-chance you're some sort of calculator coll... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2015
    This is the Unicorn Tear Gin Liqueur available from Firebox. It costs $62 a bottle and comes with real pieces of silver inside. Think Goldschläger, but with today's underage drinkers in mind. Gin though? I feel like gin is more of an adult's drink. I only drink gin when I ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2015
    Did everybody have a nice holiday weekend? Mine was awful. But enough about living the opposite of the dream, we're here to talk about...Halloween decorations? This is the $180 Cerberus 3-headed dog Halloween prop. The heads move and eyes and mouths glow, it growls, and can... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2015
    This is the Russian-design werewolf dog muzzle. It costs about $30 and you can buy one HERE. It makes your dog look insane. That is probably not a good look for a dog unless you want people calling the authorities telling them you're walking a rabid hellhound around town. P... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2015
    This is the chainmail wine bottle sleeve available from ThinkGeek ($25). It keeps your wine bottle safe from sword and arrow attacks. It does not keep your wine bottle safe from being opened and drank though, which is why I'm a little bit tipsy right now. *hiccup* Hey. Hey.... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2015
    Maybe underboob sweat absorbers have existed for forever. Maybe your aunt swears by them. Beats me, I don't really know much about boobs besides they're fun to look at, I can't wait to touch some, and apparently they play an important role when you have a baby (I think babies... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2015
    Come on -- Samsung doesn't make Game Boys! FreezerBoy is a $20 set of refrigerator magnets that make your fridge look like a giant Game Boy. They also work on washers/dryers. Plus cars made out of metal. My car? My car is made out of cardboard. Usually I sit in it in the... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →