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  • April 17, 2014
    Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'you... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2014
    This is Bilbo's Bath and Shire Gel. Shire, get it? If you don't you might be having a stroke. The ironic thing about this is that Hobbits rarely bathe. They all smell like a shit in the sun on the hottest day of summer. Fact: Gandalf actually faked his death with the Balro... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2014
    These are the R2-D2 swim trunks available from everybody's favorite store in the mall next to an Auntie Anne's Pretzels, Hot Topic. They're on sale for $22.13. For some reason in their online store they're in the girl's section, but that's definitely a dude in the picture. A... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    There will come a day where every single item will be available with a Star Wars theme. That day was yesterday. This is the £19 (~$34) Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tong from The Fowndry. They're barbeque tongs that look like Darth Vader's laser sword. No matter what your partner... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2014
    But why is it round?! This is the Cork Globe from SUCK UK. It costs $200. You're supposed to use it to push-pin all the cities and countries you've visited so when people come into your office they'll see just how well traveled you are and get super intimidated by your world... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the $190 Krang belt buckle made and sold by Etsy member ChristopherGenovese. That would look awesome on my pants. Hell, that would look awesome even if I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. Just Krang hanging out steering my penis. Make it rise! I sense a homemade... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Remember the leaked pics of the new LEGO Simpsons set? Well here are the actual details. Per official press release and not the bullshit my cat made up and tried to tell me over lunch: The Simpsons House is scheduled to launch February 1st in LEGO stores and via the LEGO Sh... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2013
    Originally I misspelled the title 'snowglove'. How embarrassing would that have been if I hadn't caught it? "Not any more so than the rest of the mistakes you make." TRUE. Remember that time I accidentally copy/pasted one of my sexy Google Chat conversations into a post and... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2013
    This is the $6,500 Santa Stake-Out kit being sold by PlanetOptics so you can spy on Santa while he's making his rounds. Me? I'm not sitting around in the cold waiting for that fat bastard to go flying by, I'm going to lure him to me. "With milk and cookies?" What is this, a... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    Because what's the purpose of a snowboarding boot if not to draw attention to yourself, Nike has just introduced the LunarENDOR QS, a snowboarding boot with a light-up swoosh powered by 30-LED's. Cool, but I wore Superman shoes that lit up every time I took a step when I was a... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    Eau My is a real fragrance from George Takei being released on December 15th, just in time to fill stockings this Christmas then be regifted to the first person with a birthday in 2014. Apparently it's a scent for both men and women. That's convenient. What's it smell like? ... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2013
    Because eating right and exercise are for people with self-discipline and a lot of guys aren't into that shit, Funkybod is selling these fake muscle tops to wear under another shirt and make you appear more muscular than you actually are. Unfortunately, they only work when you... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    After receiving the requisite number of votes on the CUUSO site and being reviewed by LEGO, this Exo Suit playset designed by Peter Reid is actually going to be manufactured next year. It's the sixth LEGO CUUSO set to head to production, and looks like a fun build but an even ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2013
    With Christmas already approaching off the starboard bow (that's nautical talk!), it's time to start thinking about what you millionaires (Geekologie's largest demographic) are going to buy your children. This is the $27,000 Pirate Ship Playhouse from Hammacher Schlemmer. Now... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2013
    Japanese pet supplement company B&H Life has just introduced Nyan Nyan Neoveau, a $4 bottle of hootch brewed specifically for cats. Don't worry about lil Skippers getting drunk and puking in your shoes again though, because the wine is non-alcoholic and "made from Cabernet gra... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2013
    Well folks, your dreams of local news broadcasts filled with reports of flying car crashes may soon be reality, with Terrafugia hoping to be selling its Transition model of hybrid car-plane (starting around $280,000) as early as 2015. The company has also announced a concept f... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2013
    This is the $1,376,900 AUD (~$1,300,000 US) roll of 22-karat gold toilet paper sold by the Toilet Paper Man in Australia. You think the Toilet Paper Man always wanted to be the Toilet Paper Man when he was growing up? "I'm gonna be up in everyone's asses!" he probably told ki... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    Like having a super shitty gym right in your living room! Because who has the time to work out and watch their favorite soap operas separately, this is the $1,400 ChairMaster, a recliner that has enough exercise equipment tucked inside to do 50 different exercises. Granted yo... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2013
    Because what good is a Hello Kitty obsession if you can't put the cat right in your eyeball, apparently Hello Kitty contacts are a real thing. You can either get one big face that takes up your whole eyeball, or a ring of little faces that go around the pupil. Me? I'm going ... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2013
    These are Shine brand rolling papers. They're made out of 24-carat gold and cost $55 for a pack of twelve. That's about $4.60 a paper. But you know what? YOU ARE THE COOLEST, RICHEST DUDE YOU KNOW AND DESERVE THEM. All the ladies are gonna be like, "Damn, is he smoking gol... / Continue →