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  • July 16, 2013
    This is William Shakespeare's Star Wars, a version of the 'A New Hope' script rewritten in iambic pentameter with all that fancy old-timey talk. I bet Yoda sounds normal. I posted a couple more pictures of the book after the jump, but you can access a PDF of the first 16 page... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2013
    This is a $30 Forever Alone meme face statuette from ThinkGeek. It makes the perfect companion for the person with no companions. You know, I had a friend once. He might try to tell you we were just roommates, but we went halfsies on an entertainment stand so obviously there... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    So apparently Gamestop and EB Games are going to start selling these spring-loaded Assassin's Creed hidden blade replicas ($40) October 31st, just in time to pick up and complete your Ezio Auditore Halloween costume for later that night. Of course, if you're not a last-minute ... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2012
    This is a (currently wholesale only) inflatable unicorn horn for cats from Archie McPhee. It makes your cat look like a unicorn. No, no it doesn't. It makes them look like an angry cat with a wavy peen on its head. Still, they'll love wearing it. At least for the five seco... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2012
    This is Smash Mute, a giant $25 mute button to punch when those loud-ass local commercials come on during a football game. Although allegedly in December the FCC will require commercials be the same volume as the programming they so rudely interrupt, so it might become obsolet... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2012
    This is a $31 "naked lady in a bathtub"' iPhone case. It's a real product, and hands down the classiest iPhone case that doesn't look like a giant pecker. Plus, people will always ask, "Is that a naked lady in a bathtub iPhone case in your pocket or are you just a really cree... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2012
    This is GoVacuum's $1,000,000 24k gold-plated vacuum. It doesn't work better than a regular vacuum, it's just gold. Why? Because if you sell vacuums for a million dollars, you only have to sell one. It's a real product you can buy (although I'll kill you if you do), but was... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2012
    This is West Coast Chill, a poorly named energy drink that comes in a self-cooling can. You just press a button on the bottom, and the can will cool the drink inside 30-degrees in 3-5 minutes. No word what happens if the can was already frozen to begin with, but hopefully a g... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2011
    Note to self: no more borrowing flash drives. Designer Ti Chang (of Knife Coathook fame) just sent me her latest coming-to-market concept: the Duet, a USB flash drive vibrator. Well she didn't actually SEND me one, just the info. Otherwise I'd have a USB vibrator in my butt ... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2011
    This is an officially licensed Luke Skywalker jacket just like the one he wore when collecting his Medal of Yavin (the most distinguished medal of the Alliance) at the end of A New Hope after blowing up the Death Star and saving the galaxy or whatever. It looks mad fresh. And... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2011
    Seen here blowing a load he's so f***ing happy about his purchase, Pocket Chair owner Steve P. shows off his choice of travel butt-rest. The ground? Please, that shit's for peasants! The Pocket Chair is a real $15 product that can allegedly support 250lbs before disappearing... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    But can I get one with a lobster print on the front? The SlobStopper is an adult bib designed for in-car use so you don't scald your balls off with hot coffee or stain your dress with milk while eating a bowl of cereal and driving WHICH I'VE SEEN WITH MY OWN EYES. Slobstopper... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2011
    The Gunbrella is a real £10.99 (~$18) product that looks like one of those pop-guns with the flag that comes out that the Joker would point at Batman. Except it's an umbrella. But it does have an auto-open "trigger" so you can still aim it at people and scare them. Just not... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2011
    The Ab-hancer is an (fl)ab-enhancing product from the same a-holes who brought us the Ass-istant and Tricep-tional fat-shapers (I'm grasping at straws here folks. Literally -- I'm drunk and there's like five of them in this giant green cocktail). I'm not even sure this is a r... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2010
    Carlashes are eyelashes for your car (to compliment the thong). They're $25/pair (plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner"), and aimed at the women who already have enough trouble driving without constantly wondering if everybody is noticing how cute their car loo... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    The Snazzy Napper is a real-ass product that, despite the name, isn't really very snazzy (Bedazzle that shit, God!). What it is is a piece of cheap fabric you velcro around your head so you can rest in peace (I'll kill you!) while you travel. Did I mention it has a hole for y... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    NOTE: Commercial for the WTF You've Got To Be Kidding Me Blanket is after the jump. The Better Marriage Blanket is an actual damn product, officially signaling the end of mankind. Or maybe just flatulence-related divorces! It's basically a comforter with a layer of activated... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2010
    I'm sure taco holders have existed since Mexican cave people, but I'm posting them anyways because I've been on a pretty serious binge lately to the point where I've been dreaming about Mexican corn (elote). And if you think for one second I wouldn't knife you for a cob, you'v... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    That's right, Star Wars fans, Hasbro is releasing a whole bunch of new Star Wars toys this year, including this 24" AT-AT. It'll set you back around $100. Unless you steal it. Then, depending on whether you use a weapon and have any prior convictions, it could cost upwards o... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2010
    Been praying night and day for an RC Millennium Falcon roflcopter thingy? Well God must love you, my friend, because that shit's coming this fall. For $50. From Hasbro -- and here comes my left blow, cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-G and this is the season to let the real muthaf***in'... / Continue →