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  • March 20, 2014
    Prehistoric earth was black and white? Mindblowing! The only chicken from hell I want is in nugget form and they better be SPICY. This thing looks like a naked man crouched in a chicken costume. I outlined him for you here. See? Meet Anzu wyliei, a recently discovered spec... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Remember the opening scene in Jurassic Park when they're trying to unload a raptor and it yanks that dude into its transport cage and murders him? (Video after the jump) Well now that cage is on eBay, and you and I are going halvsies. "Not interested." I SAID WE'RE GOING F*... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2014
    This is the tactical raptor that was recruited by Blue Force Gear and on display at a recent trade show. Could you imagine these things running around on the battlefield? That would be BADASS. "That would be like Dino-Riders." WHICH WAS BADASS. Dinosaurs and lasers: hands ... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    OMG I can't even begin to describe how awesome it would be to see these two brooding boxcutters getting their asses torn apart by a raptor. I would orgasm. And the whole world would feel it. I'm talking an 11 on the Richter scale here, folks. Total devastation. Edward Watch... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2010
    This is a video of the Toronto Raptor's mascot eating a cheerleader during the halftime show. Unfortunately, the mascot is one of those goofy inflatable suits and not an actual raptor, making it infinitely less cool than I had imagined before watching. Or buying this one-way ... / Continue →