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  • June 17, 2014
    What the -- get down from there! This is a short video of a BMW that believes it can fly during a rally race. Thankfully, it doesn't crash into the group of bystanders at the bottom of the hill. I was afraid that was going to happen. It didn't though, so that's a relief. A... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2012
    This is a video of two Batmobiles drag racing. Specifically, one from the 1960's television series and one from the original 1989 Tim Burton movie. Although, truthfully, I don't think they actually raced, based on the camera work it looks staged. Also, there's almost eight m... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2012
    Ever wanted to see some bro with a jetpack race a foreign sporty-ish car (Renault Megane RS)? Well you're in luck, because that is WHAT THIS IS. Unfortunately, 23-year old "daredevil" Nick Macomber doesn't know the meaning of daring the devil and gets smoked. Today's short, ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2011
    Inb4 my sperm would've won. The world's first cellular race was recently held in France, and I think I speak for everyone here when I say nobody cared. I mean, were they even accepting bets? Because I've got an angry bookie who's gonna make my legs bend backwards if I can't ... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2011
    This is a video of two buttholes in C5 and C6 Corvettes trying to race each other off the line at a red light in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. SPOILER: It ends with a crash. But it begins and middles with a guy chewing his gum so f***ing loud you'd swear he's trying to... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2011
    In the much anticipated Elder Scrolls: Skyrim players will not only be able to marry between races, but the same sex as well. Finally. *eying Mass Effect 2* GARRUS AND I COULD'VE HAD SOMETHING. Bethesda's Pete Hines has confirmed that gay marriage is possible in Elder Scrol... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2011
    Run For Your Lives is a 5K zombie obstacle course starting in Baltimore this fall. They plan on rolling more out across the country if it's successful. If it's unsuccessful, they will probably plan on not renewing the runforyourlives.com domain name and pretending nothing nev... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2011
    This is a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 covered in a Star Wars themed vinyl wrap for the Goldrush Rally 3 from Denver to Los Angeles. IT IS NON-PERMANENT. So if you want to complain about ruining a lambo you can only complain about ruining one TEMPORARILY. However, it does ha... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2011
    I'm dancing, I'm dancing! This video is all over the tubes and I was trying to avoid posting it but now I'm afraid I won't stop getting the tip unless I do (and probably still will so I really don't know why I'm doing this besides accidentally drinking decaf this morning). So... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2011
    Seen here making me work up a sweat just looking at them (fear AND the thought of exercise), two robots compete in the first (and hopefully last) Robot Marathon in Osaka, Japan. It's a full, 26-mile marathon that kicked off today (Thursday for you SHAMEFUL, NON-DAILY READERS) ... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    This is Freddie Wong's take on Mario Kart in real life. It's different from Remi Gallard's versions because, instead of relying on being a jackass, Freddie relies on computer effects. Me? I rely on side effects. 'Don't Mix With Alcohol' my ass -- it's the only way daddy get... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    This is a sad video of two guys racing across the country from San Francisco to New York entirely in Google Street View (presumably because neither has a license). How long does it take? Try 90 hours and 104,000 clicks. Thank God they sped up the video, amirite?! I'm not, I... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2010
    Yeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself! ...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air! R... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    Some unknown Mario Kart lover went and spraypainted symbols from the game in one of Portland's bike lanes. Why? Cause that shit's poppin', son! Almost makes me want to get a bicycle. Ooooor just drive my car in the bike lane. Look out Lance, daddy's got a blue shell! Hit ... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    The race to the world's first 3-D pr0n is on, and China wants a shot at the gold! Me? I'm cool with a purple 'participant' ribbon. For fluffing. A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world's first 3D pornographic film, a report sa... / Continue →