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  • July 8, 2013
    This is the life-size chrome t-rex built by artist Philippe Pasqua and on display near the Seine River in Paris. I smell a field trip! Jk jk, I smell the tuna salad sandwich that's been sitting at the top of my kitchen trashcan for three days that I can't take out because I'm... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2013
    This is 'Link's Shadow', a video short featuring Link battling his shadow-self in the woods. WHO WILL WIN? Honestly, I was half hoping a Goron would show up and smash them both with a boulder. Three hunters in a forest discover that they have trapped a demon - Dark Link! A... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    Because what better reason to get married than getting to sport some sweet-ass jewelry, here's a pair of Legend of Zelda themed wedding bands created by Zsolt Székely for redditor oneyeartrip. I'm not really sure what else to say except do they come in dinosaur sizes? I need ... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2012
    This is a taxidermied rodeo squirrel riding a bucking black timber rattlesnake that was recently for sale on eBay. Unfortunately it sold before I could steal my roommate's credit card info :( Up for Bid, Antelope Ground Squirrel riding a 4ft. Arizona Black Timber Rattlesnake ... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2012
    Allegedly a family of yokels in South Carolina found a snake (identified by experts in the local high school biology department as a rough earth snake) with a head at both ends of its body. That...is weird. Of course the local news channel sent a reporter out to investigate, ... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2012
    Fox News 5 in New York decided to give Geekologie a run for its money in the quality reporting department and produced a segment about the iPhone 5 including features like a laser keyboard and holographic display. The mistake was made after a reporter mistakenly viewed this co... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    This is a castle sculptured around an actual bonsai tree by Japanese artist Takanori Aiba. If a shrink-ray existed, I would shrink myself and live there. Unfortunately shrink-rays don't exist, so I'm stuck in this basement apartment with a serial killer living above me. Don'... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    Note: Actual commercial is after the jump. This is a video of Steve Jobs voicing one of Apple's iconic 'Think Different' campaign commercials. This version never aired though, they ended up going with Richard Dreyfuss (Dr. Leo Marvin!) for the final edit. So, yeah. Try to t... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    I heard there's about to be a job opening in the title-writing department. Sensational headlines: sometimes reporters go too far. Or are just f***ing idiots. "Like you." Yes, like me. Granted the boiling point of water IS 100°, it's just 100° Celsius AND NOT FAHRENHEIT (... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    This is the best beer commercial ever (SET TO THE NIGHT RIDER THEME!) coming to us all the way from Hahn Brewery, Australia. It features an overview of their brewing process from beginning to end, which, from what I could gather, is almost identical to the preparation of my fa... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because the quality is so bad that it could actually make you sick. Musician and Youtube user Patrick Liddell uploaded a video of himself to Youtube, downloaded it, and uploaded the new version. Then he repeated the process 999 more times. The r... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2010
    I'm pretty sure these $50 Supine Reading Glasses have been around for awhile because I remember using them to look up girls' skirts while breakdancing, but here they are, just in case you didn't know they existed. Think of them as periscopes. Really dorky-ass periscopes you w... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    I'm sure many of you will never forgive me for comparing Olivia Munn to an orc, but I honestly don't care because I have convictions, damnit. Mostly for traffic violations, but there's an arson one too. Street cred! Anyway, this is a movie trailer for 'Thelma and Loise II: A... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    This is a video of some cat (a dude, not an actual kitty) playing the Mario theme on a piano one handed. That's one hand less than the regular amount! Now if he could play it with nothing but his head, THAT would be something. Which, true story: one time I filmed myself play... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2009
    Apparently some guy was huffing pinecones when he accidentally snorted a bud into his lungs, where it grew into a little tree. Please note: man was not actually snorting pinecones, I just made that up for the sake of providing you with the highest quality investigative journal... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2009
    Somebody's mother in Wisconsin found an old Nokia 6810 in a bag of freshly opened Clancy's Ripples. Wow, people actually still rock those old brick phones? Yes, people who work in potato chip factories do. The phone, which didn't work, was slathered with "greasy potato-chip ... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2008
    If you can't tell from the picture, these are knock-off Star Wars jimmy jackets, cleverly named Star Condoms. Apparently they were purchased somewhere in Asia and, HELLO, I'm wearing one. "A long time ago in a galaxy for, for away..." Awesome. Just a heads up though: don't ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2008
    I love dogs more than I love people and that's the truth. Ask my girlfriend if you don't believe me, she has to sleep on the floor. Hope, a Maltese puppy, was born with two little nubbins instead of front legs. So what did the people at Southern Comfort Maltese Rescue in C... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2008
    Weezer's "Pork and Beans" music video is freaking awesome. It's got a bunch of Youtube stars in it that they got together to shoot the video. Just watch it. Like right now, at work. Crank the volume up, break the knob off, and sing along like a freaking maniac (extra points... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2008
    What you see is a Gameboy that survived a barracks bombing during the Gulf War and currently resides at the Nintendo World Store in NYC. As is evident by the Tetris screen, it still works! Now that, my friends, is quality. This clearly proves beyond a shadow of a doubt one o... / Continue →