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  • July 28, 2014
    This is the Pizza Thrower (based on this old 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy that I didn't have but my best friend did) that Pizza Hut teamed up with Paramount Pictures and Syyn Labs to build and bring to San Diego Comic-Con. It can shoot pizzas (with the pan they're bake... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    This is a deep fried tarantula served up by the The Bug Chef (aka David George Gordon), a man who travels around cooking bugs and speaking about the benefits of eating insects. Now, not to sound too progressive or anything, but I've actually eaten spiders before. IN MY SLEEP.... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    Hey kid, great job with the wood but I'm trying to drop a deuce over here. An ancient Neanderthal turd found in Spain has revealed that our ancestors ate not only meat like some scientists previously thought, but a mix of fruits, berries, nuts and tubers. Basically anything t... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2014
    This a short video of a 'hands-free snacking and gaming device' developed by the folks at Mattessons snack foods. It is a complete disaster. Obviously, it's just a viral ad for Mattessons products, but also, A VISION OF THE FUTURE. I don't need crystal balls to know where th... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2014
    Berries: everybody loves them. One time in college I was wandering around campus high when I stumbled across a wild blackberry patch. I sat there in the sunlight for like an hour just eating and dyeing my hands purple. It was the best day of my life. Now UK company Dovetail... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    P0rnBurger is a website chronicling a man's journey to cook one magnificent burger a week, and take a picture of it. Then eat it. Eventually, it will make its way to the bottom of a toilet bowl, but the website doesn't document that part of the adventure. And I'm okay with ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence ... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2014
    Warning: the footage of the camera falling will give you a seizure even if you have no history of seizures or have never even sneezed very hard before so be careful watching that part. This is the footage from a GoPro camera that was accidentally dropped from a plane by a skyd... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2014
    Mountain Dew and Cheetos: the stereotypical bane of every gamer's keyboard. But do gamers actually eat Cheetos and Mountain Dew all the time? Yes. Although right now I'm on more of a Andy Capp's Hot Fries and Code Red kick. MY LIPS AND FINGERS ARE SO RED. Mountain Dew fl... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2013
    You jealous, Bane? This is the Algaculture Symbiosis Suit developed by Michael Burton and Michiko Nitta. It harnesses the carbon dioxide you exhale to grow a colony of algae that you can later eat. Plus you look like a supervillain. The suit debuted at a recent event at the... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2013
    This is 'All In One', an extravagant 12-course meal in a can created by designer Christopher Godfrey to make some sort of statement about contemporary culture and the use of gimmicks to sell products. Dammit, why's it have to make some sort of social commentary, why can't it ... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2013
    This is the Ramen Burger. It's a hamburger with Ramen noodle patties for buns. Plus it comes with a 'secret sauce'. Why's it have to be secret? Personally, I don't like secrets when it comes to putting things in my mouth. Surprise, it's a penis! Calling cafeteria food mys... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2013
    Mmmmmm, it looks like little worms -- let me try it raw. Scientists took muscle cells from a cow, lab-cultured billions and billions more of them, mushed them all into a patty, then cooked it like a hamburger. How did it taste? Kinda like a burger! CRAZY. *stuffs mouth ful... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2013
    This is the Farm 432 Insect Breeding device. It's a self-contained black soldier fly habitat that allows the flies to breed and produce up to 500g (about a pound) of larvae a week, which you will then eat. Mmmmm, black soldier fly larvae. Think Cocoa Krispies, but without t... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    Because everybody loves candy and Valentine's Day is right around the corner, here are some Eye of Sauron, Death Star, and galaxy lollipops (not to be confused with these planet ones) from Etsy seller designerlollipop. "Um, GW? Valentine's Day was yesterday." Oh really? Tha... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2012
    Sriracha: it's hot and it makes your mouth feel good. "Better than firecrackers?" WAY better than firecrackers. Plus it goes great on anything, including (and I really hope you try this), a lover's genitals. Anyway, lollipop maker Lollyphile is back with some new flavors in... / Continue →