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  • October 15, 2015
    This is Steem brand caffeinated peanut butter ($5 + shipping for an 8oz jar). It's great for people who would rather eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning instead of chugging a cup of coffee. Who is that? Nobody? Yeah, that's nobody. The story of Steem is... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2015
    This is a recipe created by Jenn Fujikawa for how make your own 3D tauntaun cookies with gummi worm guts hanging out. Whipping up a batch of these would definitely make any child's birthday party. Actually, they would make just about anybody's birthday party. Hell, you could... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2015
    If you can't tell how to do it from the picture alone, I'm not sure there's much hope for you. But I will provide some words anyways because I know not everyone is a visual learner. Take a slice from five different kinds of sausage (in this case hotdog, bratwurst, Italian sau... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    This is a minute long video of a great white shark in South Africa trying to bite through a diving cage so it can eat the delicious (albeit screaming) morsels inside. Now we all know the smell of blood attracts sharks, but I'm pretty sure this video serves as proof positive th... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that's been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn't taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it. There will be no seed spitting competition after you finish your toast... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    Because I'm just itching to put on my next twenty pounds, this is the Napoli Crispy Pizza Fried Chicken available from KFC Hong Kong. Apparently it has a pizza flavored breading, including mozzarella and cheddar cheeses. It looks like maybe some kind of marinara too? Would I... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2015
    This is a short tutorial from PeepMyEats (don't mind if I do) of how to deep fry a Big Mac at home. It's pretty much the exact same as deep frying anything else -- give it an egg wash, cover it in breading (in this case Panko bread crumbs), toss it in a deep fryer, and kiss yo... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    This is the wedding cake created by Cupcakes by SJ for a cousin's special day. My cousins' most special day? The day I was born and came into their lives. Granted I'm not a huge fan of fondant (or any size fan really), but I admire the creativity that went into the cake. *p... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2015
    The Swineapple is the brainchild of culinary genius Joshua Bush and consists of a hollowed out pineapple stuffed with boneless pork ribs. I suppose you could use any kind of meat, but pork and pineapple go together like peanut butter and jelly except way less likely for me to ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    This is a chart created by Food Republic of how to make 40 different style hotdogs from around the world. Hotdogs, as I'm sure you're all aware, are one of nature's most powerful superfoods and have been known to increase strength, intelligence, heartburn, and flatulence. W... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2015
    This is an Instructable created by SFHandyman detailing how to make your own gummi LEGO bricks and minifigs. It's not too complicated. Will they taste better than real LEGO bricks? No, nothing is ever better than the real thing. "You do realize you're talking about eating p... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    This is the Spaghetti Meatballwich available from The Carving Board in Los Angeles. It has meatballs, mozzarella and marinara packed between baked spaghetti buns. I'm gonna go try it, I'll report back shortly. Five minutes later: Okay, I thinks somebody stole my car. "No, y... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    This is the Pizza Thrower (based on this old 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy that I didn't have but my best friend did) that Pizza Hut teamed up with Paramount Pictures and Syyn Labs to build and bring to San Diego Comic-Con. It can shoot pizzas (with the pan they're bake... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    This is a deep fried tarantula served up by the The Bug Chef (aka David George Gordon), a man who travels around cooking bugs and speaking about the benefits of eating insects. Now, not to sound too progressive or anything, but I've actually eaten spiders before. IN MY SLEEP.... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    Hey kid, great job with the wood but I'm trying to drop a deuce over here. An ancient Neanderthal turd found in Spain has revealed that our ancestors ate not only meat like some scientists previously thought, but a mix of fruits, berries, nuts and tubers. Basically anything t... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2014
    This a short video of a 'hands-free snacking and gaming device' developed by the folks at Mattessons snack foods. It is a complete disaster. Obviously, it's just a viral ad for Mattessons products, but also, A VISION OF THE FUTURE. I don't need crystal balls to know where th... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2014
    Berries: everybody loves them. One time in college I was wandering around campus high when I stumbled across a wild blackberry patch. I sat there in the sunlight for like an hour just eating and dyeing my hands purple. It was the best day of my life. Now UK company Dovetail... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    P0rnBurger is a website chronicling a man's journey to cook one magnificent burger a week, and take a picture of it. Then eat it. Eventually, it will make its way to the bottom of a toilet bowl, but the website doesn't document that part of the adventure. And I'm okay with ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence ... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2014
    Warning: the footage of the camera falling will give you a seizure even if you have no history of seizures or have never even sneezed very hard before so be careful watching that part. This is the footage from a GoPro camera that was accidentally dropped from a plane by a skyd... / Continue →