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  • February 7, 2014
    This is the iBag, a $200 bag that proves people are still naming things by just throwing an i in front. I thought we were over that. The iBag is a 'smart purse' that can seal itself to prevent overspending. Cool, but I would just cut a hole in the side with a knife. No purs... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2012
    You might wanna get that hand looked at brobro. This is a custom skull-shaped purse made by Etsy seller Griffin Leather. It's the perfect size for toting around your favorite skull of a slain enemy. Also makes a great accessory for witches! Seriously ladies, enough with the... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    The Baggy Winecoat is a $58 purse for your wine. It's basically a glorified box and that's a-okay with me because I'll drink out of anything with alcohol in it. Including, and not just limited to: your liver. You think I won't drug you and cut that thing out? I've sold orga... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2010
    I don't really keep up with women's fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good. They like, photosynthesize and stuff and that's good for us because of something to do with nitrous oxide. Ha, did I say nitrous? ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2010
    The cleavage caddy may look like a breast-shaped CD holder for your car's sun visor, but it's not. No, it's a purse a woman (or moobed gentleman -- hopefully with a monocle) stows between their breasts (look at me using the proper nomenclature!) and bra. An insert for your br... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2009
    These Underwear Purses from Parcel are purses that look like kid's underwear. They're not made from real underwear though because then they'd be all pee-stained and skidmark-y. They cost about $11. But I've got to warn you: the last time I was caught out in public toting aro... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2009
    The new Rolls Royce 200EX has an automatic purse holder. And no, it's not the floor (although those work great too and come standard in most cars). There's a video after the jump that you have to see to believe, but basically a little gripper arm automatically tightens agains... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2009
    Let's face it, there are few things in the world men respond more to than boobs. And fast cars. And vaginas. And beer. And fireworks. And dinosaurs. And guns. And meat. And meat guns. And sports. And power tool guns. Oh, and video games. So if you're a lady looking ... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2008
    Now these are some of the sweetest doggie bags I've ever seen. They're little dachshunds! How cuuute. Precious actually. Except for the eyes. I'm thinking they should have gone with googly eyes instead of the X eyes. They come in black, brown, and red and will set you bac... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2007
    The Pursuader (notice the clever name) from designer James Piatt is a leather purse made to look like a gun. For the girl on the move the Pursuader features a handy cell phone compartment in the clip. Constructed by interlocking laser cut leather this handbag has no stitching.... / Continue →