puking all over the place

I've Been Poisoned: A Space Invaders Couch

So I'm pretty sure James Bond tried to assassinate me last night by poisoning my Indian delivery (restaurant will remain nameless pending investigation). I'm practically immortal though...
August 29, 2011

I'm Vomiting Already: Gummi Shot Glasses

I'm. Puking. RAINBOOOOWS!! Aaaaaaaaand Pad Thai. You wanna know what goes well with a shot? Another one. Like socks and knockers, shots are always best in pairs....
May 26, 2011

The TurBaconEpic: There Were No Survivors

The TurBaconEpid is a myocardial infarction on a flowery platter. It consists of BLAAAAAHH! -- oh my God I'm so sorry *wiping chin* -- a 20lb pig...
November 26, 2010