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  • August 29, 2011
    So I'm pretty sure James Bond tried to assassinate me last night by poisoning my Indian delivery (restaurant will remain nameless pending investigation). I'm practically immortal though so I'm still alive but I do feel like a half dozen buttholes sewn together. This is a spac... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2011
    I'm. Puking. RAINBOOOOWS!! Aaaaaaaaand Pad Thai. You wanna know what goes well with a shot? Another one. Like socks and knockers, shots are always best in pairs. Although truthfully, I wouldn't shy away from three nips. Come on -- you alien guys know what I'm talkin' ab... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2010
    The TurBaconEpid is a myocardial infarction on a flowery platter. It consists of BLAAAAAHH! -- oh my God I'm so sorry *wiping chin* -- a 20lb pig stuffed with an 8lb turkey, 6lb duck, 4lb chicken (not from can), a cornish hen and quail, bacon croissant stuffing and ten pounds ... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2010
    This is a video of the Ferrari F-1 roller coaster in Abu Dhabi. It does 0 to 62 in two seconds and tops out at 150MPH. Impressive, Ferrari roller coaster, but I've gone faster. On a bike. Sure it was in a dream and the bike also flew like the one in E.T., but I'll be damned... / Continue →