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  • January 22, 2013
    This is the 'Anti-Lonliness Ramen Bowl' by MisoSoupDesign. It's supposed to ward off loneliness by providing you with a friend. In this case, your iPhone. My phone is probably my best friend too. Aren't you, little guy? Phoney? Dammit, where'd he run off to this time? *f... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    If you haven't seen it already, this is a video of a guy repeatedly dropping two iMac boxes filled with broken glass in front of people to make them all groan. He also cusses in front of children which I do NOT condone. I know some fanboys who would actually cry if they saw t... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    This is a video of a conceptualized iPad 3 from Aatma Studios. It has cool features like an edge-to-edge screen, magnetic sensors with near field communications (for attaching more than one unit together so they can interact) and a 3D holographic display for multiplayer games.... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2011
    This is the Toshiba Smarbo (more like Stupibo amirite?!), a robotic vacuum cleaner designed to compete against iRobot's Roomba. Except this one costs $1,200. Call me old fashioned, but I still like pushing around a $100 vacuum. Well, I don't like doing it, I just have to whe... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    Remember Monday's 'Internet Explorer Users are Dumb-Dumbs' study? Well, unshockingly to anybody who's familiar with the internet, is was faked. Also, 2-Pac's death. Hey, it's cool, Pac -- I ain't mad at cha. A number of media organisations, including the BBC, reported on th... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2011
    Note: Full-res version HERE because this is like, really really mportant. This is a graphical representation made by Mashable of Apple's 35-year product history, all in the shape of a tree (NOT bush). It kind of reminds me of those Jack & the Beanstalk vines Mario (link is ho... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    Girl them some funky-ass nips! Because Apple doesn't want you poking and prodding around inside their (read: your) products, if you send them your iPhone 4 to be repaired it'll now be returned with harder-to-remove screws. WHAT THE CRAPPLE, APPLE?! This is to make it impossi... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    Honesty IS the best policy. As a guy who hides under his desk avoiding his real job and blogging all day, I've always been curious about the life of a product description writer. And thankfully, the writer of a UK-based refurbished ink cartridge retailer has finally provided ... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I can't stand the sound of fanboys crying on the front page. This is a video somebody made of a bunch of blowtorches melting an iPad. There were some words that popped up it was playing talking about Apple's environmental practices, but I... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2010
    Plus it takes pictures if you use a digital camera and import them from iTunes. And video chat if you use an actual computer. Problem Solving of the Day: How to print from an iPad [thedailywh.at] Thanks to Georgie Porky and seth, who are both holding out for iPuds. Oh yeah?... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    The logo has a subliminal character included! It's Pac-Man! Well, Pac-Man AFTER I BROKE HIS YELLOW-ASS JAW FOR EATING MY CHERRIES. I called them first, jerk! Oh, the Missus called -- she said you should eat out. I assume she meant literally, like at a restaurant, because I... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    As part of a campaign promoting Norton Online Backup, Norton is running a contest giving away free bacon-of-the-month memberships simply for lying your ass off and making up a story about losing important computer data. Piece of cake bacon. The rules: 1) You tell us your data... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2009
    If you watch television you've probably seen the anti-iPhone Droid commercial that Verizon is running (if you haven't, watch it after the jump first). Well this is an anti-Droid commercial in the same style, created by a crazed iPhone fan that doesn't like it when people bad-t... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2009
    I drank this stuff, it was good. It's thick and tastes like Hawaiian Punch concentrate. They recommend you put it in the microwave for 14 seconds to heat it up to body temperate. I did that. That made it warm. It was weird warm. Like licking a fresh wound, but sweeter. I... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2009
    PearlyDreams (not what I thought it was either) Natural Sleep Enhancing Toothpaste is supposed to help you fall asleep after brushing your teeth at night. Me? I just chloroform myself and pass out on the bathroom floor. PearlyDreams (endorsed by Aerosmith's Brad Whitford... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2009
    It is being reported that famous TV pitchman Billy Mays may have died as a result of drug use. Namely, cocaine. The white horse. An official autopsy report released Friday found that cocaine use contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed TV pitchman Billy Mays in ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    This is a real package of Avery shipping labels and, as you can see, they've been sending packages to Tyler Durden. It's not Photohaxored either because you can see another picture at their official product site. So, apparently somebody at Avery has a sense of humor (and a bo... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2009
    This is a short infomercial for Paper Towels. I only watched like five seconds of it before I started daydreaming about who would win in a fight, this guy or Vince 'ShamWow' Shalomi. Then I realized I would kill them both because I ride into battle on a dinosaur holding a sma... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2009
    You may have already seen this before, and if you have, congratulations, you're a real internetellect. But for those of you who haven't, this is a day in the life of some woman named Jane viewed entirely in logos. Pretty clever. I thought about making one for myself, but the... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS SLIGHTLY NSFW DUE TO UNDERWEAR. This is a fake commercial for men's body spray that features two chicks having a lightsaber battle over some tainty dude that smells good. SPOILER: they cut each other's clothes off, making it the best commercial for a fake produ... / Continue →