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  • April 11, 2014
    According to doctors, four teenage girls that received lab-grown vagina implants between 2005 and 2008 due to Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome (where "the vagina and uterus are either underdeveloped or missing"), have normally functioning privates now. That is wonderful... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    This is the $30 Dick Tie (currently a Kickstarter campaign with only $149 raised towards its modest $900 goal). It's a men's dress tie with a discreet penis shape. That way you can attend business meetings with a giant pecker tied around your neck and nobody will be the wiser... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2014
    Note: Video is NSFW on account of a decent, albeit incredibly small by GW standards pecker. Also, I don't know how long the video is going to last so if it's gone already just search Youtube for 'Denver news penis' or something. I don't know, get creative. In news that made ... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    Meet the $169 ORA vibrator from luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO. It looks like fun. LOTS of fun. Thank God it's rechargeable because there aren't enough batteries in the world to fulfill my desires. "It's for women." I WILL MAKE IT WORK. LELO Ora is an external vibrator ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    Note: Remaining photos are probably NSFW on account of cartoon nipples. This is a small series titled 'Dirtyland' by artist Dillon Boy. It features Disney princesses in the style of naked street art pinups. Honestly, they're all relatively tasteful nudes though. And tastefu... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    DoubleClit Here (link is NSFW, vagina pictures) is a laptop trackpad cover with a photo of a vagina. This is just an emoticon vagina here, but I assure you they make them with ACTUAL pictures of vaginas too. I never knew they looked like that. They were created by feminist d... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    If there's one thing I love, it's nudity. If there's one thing I love but nudity is prohibited, it's sexy lingerie. This is a line of upcoming Sailor Moon themed bras and underwear from lingerie retailer Peach John and Sailor Moon creator Neoko Takeuchi. Each of the sets abo... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2013
    These are the fifty states (excluding Georgia for some reason but including the District of Columbia) ranked according to peenor size per data gathered by online condom retailer Condomania. It could be 100% inaccurate though because all they really did was tally what percentag... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2013
    Did you really have to circle it? Because who doesn't want some all-seeing Eye of Sauron constantly tracking their pecker, Mark Wilson of Fast Company Design has discovered the XBox One's new Kinect sensor was powerful enough to see his penis. Which, judging from that picture... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2013
    The weight of that lock alone would tear my penis off! Are you a dude? Are you a dude who's been itching to lock away his privates but hasn't found a pecker locker with the right finish yet? Well the wait is over, because CB-X ("the world leader in male chastity") has you co... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2013
    Because we were determined to be number one at something, the US is the largest p0rn hoster in the world, accounting for 60% of all the boobs and penises on the internet -- some 428-million pages worth. That...is a lot of privates. And I've probably only seen a quarter of the... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2013
    This is the result of a £28 (~$43) Happy Ride Vibrating Bike Seat (links to NSFW adult toy website). The seat cover vibrates against your privates while you ride, making exercising way more enjoyable. You know, it's a shame God didn't make exercising feel better on your priv... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2013
    Picture unrelated: different security guard. A 33-year old security guard in Trinidad and Tobago accidentally blasted his own pecker off after discharging his .38-caliber pistol in his pocket. Shooting from the hip: you did it super wrong. The wounded man was taken to San Fe... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    This is the Buxxxer series of vibrators from new Italian sex toy manufacturer Kokoro (and NOT Totoro, who doesn't want anything to do with your privates). They look like little people. That's weird. They are, from left to right: Clitt, Woody, and Geena. Personally, I would ... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    A recent study of emergency room visits published in the Journal of Urology details the top causes of injured dingalings. The results might shock you! Ooooor sneak up from behind and kick you in the bals. Personally, I always injure myself trying to jump over things too high... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2012
    Because people are sick, Dots, an experimental sushi restaurant (WTF is an experimental sushi restaurant and does it involve mutants?) in Vienna, Austria has a one way mirror where men using the urinals can look into the sink area (not the actual stalls) of the women's room. W... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2012
    This is a series of nude yoga experts bodypainted and posing to look like motorcycles. The shoot was executed by creative firm i.d.e.a. as promotional material for the Progressive International Motorcycle Show. No word how many MPG's the lady-bikes get, but I'm hoping a gall... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Got $15,000 burning a hole in your pocket but not into that DeLorean watch? How about a really expensive vibrator? Enter the LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, quite possibly the first sex toy a burglar would purposefully steal. Is it really the world's most expensive vibrator? No cl... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2012
    Chinese villagers in Liucunbu stumbled across a strange mushroom while digging a new well and managed to keep it alive in a bucket of water until reporters were able to show up. At no time during the whole ordeal did anyone realize it was rubber and there was a fake vagina on ... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2012
    This are the Hairy Panties from Tarty Farts Nutty Tarts. They have a big ol' bush printed on the crotch. Actually, it's not THAT big -- I've seen bigger, but I also lived through the 70's. "No, you didn't." Fine, but I've seen some, how can I put this delicately -- HARDCORE... / Continue →