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  • January 3, 2014
    To celebrate the 20th anniversary of their Disney Fantasy Shop, Japanese retailer Belle Maison is releasing these Disney princess bra and underwear sets. Because what better way to celebrate an anniversary than with an underwear party? I can't think of one. It's also a great... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2013
    Because paper Link need a lady, this is a life-size Zelda papercraft sculpture built by DeviantARTist minidelirium using the template created by PaperJuke, which you can download HERE if you want to build her yourself. Of course minidelirium said she took 226 hours to complete... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2011
    This is a 13-magazine series of Disney princesses as cover models as imagined by artist Petite Tiaras. Now I now what you're wondering, "WTF is up with the Geekologie Writer and Disney princesses?" And the answer is complicated. You see, my big sister used to dress me in pri... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2011
    Disney princesses: they're all terrible role-models. The Geekologie Writer: he's even worse. Still, I'm not the one on the television in front of thousands of impressionable young children right now. Although I certainly SHOULD be. Hey kids, it's me, the Geekologie Wizard! ... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2011
    Disney princesses: we all have a crush on one. Obviously (based on the picture I chose for the front page), mine's Beast. "That's not Beast." I know, I love him so much I don't even want you looking at him! "But...he's not even a princess." Think again, he has beautiful ha... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    Note: I had to cut a couple out to make the picture a decent size, see the whole thing HERE. These are dress designs by DeviantARTist CdCblanc of Disney princesses (Pocahontas, Tinker Bell, Kida, Mulan, Ariel, Rapunzel and Jasmine) modeling couture designs based on their actua... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2011
    [PICTURE REMOVED] Note: The artist asked me to remove the pictures because you're all a bunch of shameful shit-talkers whose parents are embarrassed of. You can still see them by visiting his DeviantART (link after jump). This is a series of digital paintings of Disney princes... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Some princess she turned out to be, amirite?! Geez, was there a cameraman there too? AND gaffers?! Whoa whoa whoa -- A BUFFET TABLE?!?! Oh wow. Craigslist (won't last forever) Thanks to Tecknix, who would have just yelled 'CUT!', tied everybody up, then set the house on f... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    This is a gallery of female Disney characters imagined as sexy comic book characters by artist J. Scott Campbell. Let's see -- yep that's pretty much all I've got. Besides, oh I don't know, boner boner boner! Oh yeah, GW, you've still got it. Hit the jump for a bunch more o... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    Note: Video is aaaaafter the jump. You ever wonder what really happens after you rescue the princess at the end of a video game? The exact same thing that would happen in real life, that's what. Because SPOILER: princesses are only after your coins. Just like the real women... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    NOTE: Video is NSFW due to anime nudity at 0:25, 0:52, 1:25, 2:39 and 3:25 -- so skip those parts. Or don't, God, you hate your job anyway. This is a cover and music video of The Vapors' classic, 'Turning Japanese' as performed by Kirsten Dunst. I thought you might be into i... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    NOTE: Full-res pic HERE. Sure we've already seen some zombified Disney princesses, but what about the dudes? Yes, what about the dudes? To answer that question, here's a group of mixed nuts. Well, what do you think? I think Cinderella and Belle might actually BE zombies, t... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2010
    I know that was probably false advertising, but I'm a jerk and you already knew that. Dickery aside, allegedly the drawing came first and the cosplayers decided to re-enact it. Chest-ily. Which, I think we can all agree, is the best way to reenact anything. *ahem* General L... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    This is Mario's class schedule for his current semester at Nintendo University. As you can see, he's taking some pretty cakewalk courses and should probably just skip them to get high in the dorm and talk to girls on AIM trying to score dates. Haha, do I know college or what?... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    Ever wondered what Disney princesses would look like dressed as their villains? WELL WONDER NO MORE MY CARTOON-LOVING COMPADRES! Because they'd look like this. Mystery solved, we can all move on with our lives now. Except me, because now I wanna know what Ursala looks like ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    This is a picture of a bunch of zombified Disney princesses (picture does not do them justice, click HERE for a full-size shot) Now I know what you're thinking, "I know they're zombies and all, but I would still 100% hit that." But you know what? That would eat your brains i... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2009
    Illustrator Jeffrey Thomas created a bunch of darker images of Disney princesses. They were all created prior to the Marvel buyout, so it's just coincidental they look like comic book heroines. WHICH I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER TRY. That said, where are a mermaid's privates?... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2009
    This is a gallery of princesses from fairy tales living in current times. All the pictures were taken by photographer Dina Goldstein, and, as you will see, are none too joyful. Which is exactly why I guarantee all of my lovers a horrible time right from the start. THERE WILL... / Continue →