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  • September 6, 2011
    Note: Larger shots of each poster after the jump, high-res versions available at the artist's site. This is a small series of Super Mario propaganda posters from Bowser's camp encouraging Mushroom Kingdomites to join his reptilian republic against his plumber enemies. Two f**... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2011
    Note: Uncensored version after the jump. Full-res uncensored version HERE, pervert. This is a picture by digital artist Bjørnar Frøyse (pronounced boner-freeze) of Princess Peach taking it off before a dip in the kiddy pool. *donning Mario's frog-suit*Consider this my roya... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2011
    This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach sitting on a giant phallic mushroom with a face that's kissing her privates. What in the... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    This is 'Mario', a recent movie short by Joe Nicolosi shown at SXSW that reimagines Mario in real life (specifically, as an indie-movie). Granted that's not the most original concept, but the execution is top-notch (not to confused with side-notch, which is when you poke an ex... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    Baking: I'm not good at it. Wake-n-baking: I'm an allstar. But when I am doing some actual cooking I usually only cover myself with enough to protect my johnson from any scalding oil (typically a game-worn NBA athletic sock I've pre-stretched over a milk jug). But that's me.... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    Artist Kordian Lewandowski went and carved Princess Peach and Mario in the style of Michelangelo's 'La Pietà'. It is most impressive. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, including a reference shot of the original artwork, and a shot of this one with Kordian besid... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    You really think I'd let Burlesque Week on Geekologie come to an end without a little action for Friday? No sir/ma'am! This is a video of Princess Peach stripping it down (these are actually the video associated with THIS old post), but hit the jump for some Chun Li, Link/Zel... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2009
    This is Princess Peach as the Virgin Mary. I love the dichotomy of video game and religion. Granted I have no idea but dichotomy means but I used it to sound smart and because I'm probably the hardest hitting journalist in the industry. It's true, one time during an intervie... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2009
    Mario and Luigi, best known for plunging shitters and trying to save the Princess from the evil clutches of Bowser, have turned to a life of crime. Specifically, robbing cab drivers. What's the Mushroom Kingdom coming to?! At around 4 a.m. on November 1, presumably following... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2009
    These are a bunch of video game character Facebook status updates. I thought they were pretty cute. And if you haven't already, you should go join the Geekologie Facebook page to help convince my parents they're not the only ones that read this. Mom: I know most of the comme... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2009
    This is a pretty awesome trailer for Mario Kart: The Movie. Obviously, the movie isn't actually real but the trailer is 3:40 long so you get to see all the would-be good parts anyway. I especially liked the part at the end where Princess gets all nekkid and dancy at the finis... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO LEWD SEXY TALK AND LOTS OF MOANING. This is a video of Mario and Princess Peach finally consummating their relationship. I almost cried it was so romantic. But I didn't, because I'm a big boy and I wear big boy pants (I sobbed like a baby). Also, ... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2009
    As you may very well know, God invented Fridays for leaving work early and logging as much Youtube time as possible while you are in the office. And he sent me here to help. I AM A WARRIOR FOR HEAVEN. Or, from heaven. Ladies? I have wings AND a bow and arrow! *twang* You... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2009
    Some guy went and modded an N64 to look like Princess Peach's castle from Super Mario 64. I think he used modeling clay or something. Anyway, it sold on eBay for a cool Eisenhower Franklin. That's $100 for those of you who have never seen one. Up for auction is a hand-des... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2009
    This is a drawing by Agent Melon of Princess Peach, Princess Zelda and Samus Aran hanging out all sexy and punkified. Now why Peach has a Bowser tattoo on her stomach is beyond me, but that wouldn't stop me from talking to it when we're getting intimate. I SAID "RAWR!", BOWSE... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS PROBABLY NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE I have no idea what I just watched but it had Mario, Link, and Megaman standing around drinking beer, taking bong hits and fishing. Which makes it the coolest thing I've seen all day not.* *BBW holding 'I Heart Geekologie Sign' e... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2009
    Zombie Mario, who would have thought? Not me, but that's because I'm not creative. One time in grade school our teacher told us to draw a made-up animal and I drew a cat. I did not receive full credit. And that, dear reader, is how I developed a stuttering problem. But tha... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2008
    Loyal Geekologist Fally sent me a tip to show off the sweet-ass Super Mario gingerbread house her brother made with some friends. As you can see, it's freaking amazing. Certainly way better than anything I could ever make. And I'm not just saying that because I've never buil... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2008
    Jenni Källberg, aka Pixelninja, aka the hottie that made and posed in the two Samus Aran suits, aka my future wife, aka my future ex-wife, is back at it -- this time with a Princess Peach cosplay costume. As you can see, it looks great, and so does Jenni (who is half Swedish ... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2008
    If you haven't seen or heard already, Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy) is releasing a bunch of web cartoon episodes called Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Comedy. This is one of the first, and it's what happens after Mario rescues the princess in Super Mario Bros. Now n... / Continue →