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  • October 22, 2014
    This is the polygonal skull mask design created by Etsy seller Wintercroft that can be cut and folded out of cardboard or heavy card stock. You can purchase the instantly-downloadable PDF template HERE for $7. Oooooor convince yourself that's entirely too much to pay, and try... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    What's that, Lassie?! Timmy fell in a well but you don't give a shit because he made you wear this costume?! This is the $24 Bantha Pet Costume created by Rubie's Costume Co. It makes your dog look like a bantha with a little Tusken Raider on its back. Don't even bother tr... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2014
    This is a worthwhile video of a dog in a giant spider costume scaring the shit out of people. Because if there's one thing people hate, it's giant f***ing spiders. If there's two things people hate, it's giant spiders, and smaller spiders. If there's three things people hate... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    This is a naked lady bodypainted and posed to look like a rainbow macaw by artist Johannes Stoetter. Can you see her? I have never been so attracted to a bird before. That's not true. You know those dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets? Those things are amazing. I have a separa... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2012
    This is a $5 sleep mask from Archee McPhee that makes it look like you have big old googly anime peepers. Unless you're the woman in the picture, then it makes you look like you're Lindsay Lohan passed out with her eyes open. Always dreamed of making sweet, 2-D love to the ch... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    This is Lucihormetica luckae, a species of South American cockroach that glows using bioluminescence (like a firefly) to resemble a toxic beetle that shares the same habitat. Can't tell them apart? Squash everything that glows. Remember rubbing firefly guts on your face like... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2012
    KILLLLLL IT. Because all robots should be invincible so we don't stand a chance when they finally begin their assault on humanity, DARPA has teamed up with a group of universities (all of which should expect some hate-mail over the weekend) to create this 'attack-proof' roboti... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    Because I won't stop getting this tip until I post it (and then still for another week or two), a Vancouver man (actually -- it might be a woman) is offering his/herself as someone's personal dinosaur for a year in exchange for free housing. Sounds like a pretty good deal, rig... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    Note: Full picture after the jump, which, while everything IS covered, may be considered NSFW depending on how your employer feels about fine art. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME FOR BEING CULTURED. There's magical, and then there's naked lady unicorn mask on the beach magical. Or is tha... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2011
    Scalpel! I honestly can't believe these weren't invented earlier but they probably were and I just never heard about them because nobody keeps me in the loop. CARING MEANS SHARING DAMMIT! "Well, if you must know, I think I'm developing a rash on my--" UGH, ENOUGH ABOUT YOU ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2010
    You probably already know about the mimic octopus because you're at that stage in your life where you stay up late getting high and watching Animal Planet. I've been there. But for those of you who haven't, this is a video of the mimic octopus, an octopus that can successfull... / Continue →