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  • July 15, 2014
    This is a shot from some convention of some Orion slave girl (although I'm not overlooking the possibly she's just a human who painted herself green -- hopefully with nontoxic stuff and not the kind they use to paint the sides of aircraft carriers) with a sign that reads 'Kirk ... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2012
    Seen here with a bull nose piercing (or possible rogue boogie), a pregnant woman shows off her custom Krang belly painting by her best friend/artist Eli Nickerson. It definitely beats the hell out of all the hearts, 'It's a boy/girl', and baby name belly paintings I see scroll... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2012
    Inb4 you are not the father. This is a picture of a pregnant lady's ultrasound revealing beyond the shadow of a doubt that she's giving birth to Venom. That...is pretty bad news. Right up there with "your scheduled program could not be recorded due to insufficient space". O... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2011
    Doctors: I wish they'd just give me the drugs I ask for. Plus they're expensive to visit. Want to save yourself some moolah the next time a stork puts a baby in that ass? Enter the smartphone ultrasound attachment. *lathering belly with grape jam* What? Well I'm not wasti... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    This is a vest and computer program called Mommy Tummy, a pregnancy simulator for men that cuts the the entire 'growing a baby' process down from nine months to two minutes. That...sounds like a minute and fifty seconds too long. Developed by the Kanagawa Institute of Techno... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2011
    First of all, Plesiosaurs aren't actually dinosaurs. Dinosaur is a generic term for terrestrial vertebrates of the time, it's just cooler (albeit entirely incorrect) to say dino instead of 'giant prehistoric marine reptile'. Seen here in an artist's grody rendition just beg... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    A pregnant Elder Scrolls fangirl, so excited to see a sneak-peek of the Frost Dragon in a demo of 'Elder Scrolls: Skyrim' at the recent QuakeCon, started to go into labor. No word if the child has scales. But if I had to guess, yes. Plus breathes ice crystals. Stevi and h... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2010
    Note: Larger, full-res shot RIGHT HERE, YO. This is a picture from Germany of a woman who just gave birth caught by a Google Street View vehicle. Only problem is, it's allegedly a fake. Per a German Gizmodo reader allegedly in the know: I am German and have to tell you it's... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2010
    Note: Probably NSFW video is after the jump because I don't want any crying robot babies popping out and slopping on the front page. This is a video of a robotic vagina giving birth complete with the most terrifying sounds I've ever heard in my 29 years of existence (not even ... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    In a case of Jesus Christ neither one of you should be allowed anywhere near a child, a woman claims she got pregnant from watching a 3-D adult film while her husband was in Iraq (liar liar vagina on fire!). US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find ... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2010
    Sure you gain weight when you're pregnant, but you gotta work with me here. Also, the pregnancy thing wasn't actually proven in the study, it's just my own hypothesis. One that's 100% true. GW's Law of Knocking Up Drunk Womens. The risk of becoming overweight or obese falls... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2010
    Damnit, Darth, you're terrorizing the entire house. I swear, where's Luke riding a teacup pig when you need him? Haha, what do you mean he's in his room with Leia and the door's locked? Doesn't he know? No?! Holy shit this is gonna be hilarious! But first: I need for you ... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    Like being a father, just the very thought of it makes me sick to my stomach. And the only thing that makes this redeemable is the fact that "my robe and wizard hat" also made the cut (bloodninja, high-five!). Oh, and "my Robert Pattinson". God that's pathetic. Listen Twi-H... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    The Lullabelly is a prenatal (I love those vitamins!) musical belt that pregnant women can strap on and connect to an MP3 player so they can play tunes to their babies while the little tykes are in utero. It's supposed to make them smarter or something but it will probably jus... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2009
    This is a cute Yoshi nursery made by Flickr user meadblog for his first little bundle of pain joy. And, according to a recent study conducted by yours truly, raising your child in a video game-themed nursery helps the youngster develop better hand eye coordination and ability ... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2009
    Just look at all those cute little babies. Really makes you consider wearing a condom next time, doesn't it? Yeah it does. Anyway, Dr. Panayiotis Zavos, a controversial fertility doctor, claims he's gonna be cloning humans within two years. [The] doctor has claimed he clo... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2009
    I'm filing this one under awesome. Awesomely sad. Some guy paid his neighbor $2,500 to have sex with his wife 72 times in an attempt to get her pregnant. But it didn't work! Read the whole article to find out what happened, and trust me -- it'll make you feel good about you... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2008
    Well ever since yesterday when the ick-factor was ramped up with (fake) baby chocolates and disgusting health drinks, the grody tips have been pouring in and making me even sicker. This is one of the lesser ones -- women's breast milk cheese from France. Allegedly Le Petit Si... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2008
    What you see there is the Anecova Silicon Womb, which is a device for women that makes in-vitro fertilization easier. Basically you load that bad boy with eggs and it allows the embryos to experience a natural womb feel thanks to the hundreds of 40-micron holes. Apparently th... / Continue →