power tools

Electric Screwdriver Wine Bottle Opener

Alcohol and power-tools, baby: God's combo. You wanna know what my problem with wine is? It isn't alcoholic enough. Sure if I take two bottles to the...
December 15, 2010

Sears: For All Your Power Tool Zombie Needs

Note: Larger screencap HERE for those of you that wouldn't be caught dead(!) at Sears.com Sears, in the spirit of Halloween (or zombie apocalypse) has created a...
October 26, 2010

The Future: Vibration Powered Batteries

Brother (the printer/sewing machine company, not my brother Frank), has developed vibration-powered batteries that promise to stay charged simply by shaking them. Shake Weight battery chargers? I...
July 19, 2010

Let's Try It On Your Arm!: Alligator Loppers

Two chainsaw posts in a row, you all know what that means. WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO!! Blue-light special in the power tools department! I swear these things have...
May 17, 2010

Magneto Scoffs At Your Magnogrip Bracelets

The Magnogrip bracelet is a magnetic bracelet that holds nuts and bolts and screws and other metal bits so they're easily accessible when you're building manly-ass things...
March 22, 2010

It's Itsy Bitsy!: Tiny Drill Is Tiny

This is a super tiny drill. It is the opposite of this drill. If these two drills were siblings, this one would be Danny Devito in Twins....
June 30, 2009

The 'Spinning From A Drill' World Record

Ever wanted to see some asshat set the world record for number of rotations completed (141) while hanging from a power drill mounted to the ceiling? Me...
April 28, 2009

Hamster Jackets Harness Piezoelectricity

Finally. I say it's about damn time we fit our hamsters with little jackets that harness all the energy they're wasting when running incessantly in their little...
March 10, 2009

DeWalt Edition M-16 Is Power Tooltastic

Kidding, it's not really a DeWalt edition rifle, it's just an M-16 some guy modded to look like one. Apparently, it's supposed to look like a nail...
July 17, 2008