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  • June 3, 2013
    This is the impressive Portal testing chamber themed bedroom designed by video game fan and artist Lauren. I would totally do some testing in there. And by testing I mean have a sleepover. We can eat pizza and do each other's hair and talk about boys! That wasn't meant to b... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2013
    This is the Aperture Science Portal themed fixie for sale on Craigslist in San Jose, CA. And by Portal themed I mean it's black with an Aperture Science sticker and orange and blue rims. Plus BONUS My Little Pony stickers! Those are probably worth the $300 themselves. I'm s... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    This is a box of Aperture Laboratories brand cake mix. Apparently it comes with everything you need to make the cake in the picture, except the cherries. Of course a bunch of people on Amazon gave it 1-star for being a lie (LOLOL -- you guys!), so who knows. I think it's just... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2013
    Remember Little Golden Books? Those things were awesome and the perfect length for an afternoon potty sesh. Now? Now I sit there in pain for like an hour asking myself why the hell I eat the things I do. Animator Joebot has created a small series of video games (Bioshock, ... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2012
    This is Bristol, a healthy two year old stray with Portal eyes up for adoption by the Wake County Animal Center in Raleigh, North Carolina. Some @$$holes painted her. This is the only picture of her, but be careful looking through the other adoption photos unless you're looki... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2012
    ThinkGeek is selling these $13 Companion Cube ice cube trays that make your ice look briefly like little companion cubes in a drink before looking like regular ice cubes in a drink. Me? I bought the 99 ice cube trays from IKEA that make all my ice heart shaped. I know you mi... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2012
    First the Lord of the Rings earrings, then the fingernail art, now a Portal engagement ring made by the folks at Custom Made -- it really is turning into lady's day on Geekologie. And you know what? I say we embrace it. Maybe later we can take turns putting makeup on each ot... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2012
    This is a video of Valve employees unboxing and playing with the spot-on Portal turret replica sent to them from Weta Workshop. It even has motion-tracking capabilities so it can aim at you wherever you go. It doesn't shoot anything though, just has some light-up gun effects ... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2012
    This is a set of Portal themed engagement rings created by DeviantARTist fairyfrog for a couple who are, how should I put this, in the loves. Speaking of the loves -- when I was in sixth grade I liked this girl in my art class but then she called me four-eyes AND BROKE MY CRAP... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2012
    This is a video of one of Geekologie Reader Liz's coworkers at the LEGO Store in Minneapolis showing off his homemade LEGO Portal Gun. The gun took about a year to plan, three weeks to build, and is just under 2,000 pieces. It has a LEGO Mindstorm controller stuffed inside, s... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2012
    This is a shot of a portal jump in progress created by photographer/light-painting enthusiast Jeremy Jackson with a single exposure. Now I know what you're thinking, "Suuuuuuure he did, maybe with a single exposure from a MAGIC CAMERA." Hey, I thought the same thing. The res... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    This is a Portal themed short called 'High Velocity' in the style of a home video. It...was really well done. Granted not as well-done as my roommate's steak at the restaurant last night, but that thing was BLACK. When he tried cutting it and it just crumbled into coal dust.... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2012
    Okay, so maybe it's actually LEDs and mirrors. This is the homemade Portal "loop" created by Florian Aich using two mirrors backed with colored LEDs and mounted across from each other on opposite walls. He even uses a portal gun to "shoot" the lights on. Man, I remember growi... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2012
    These are some Zelda, Pokemon and Portal themed gasmasks from DeviantARTist TwoHornsUnited. Me? I have a new German-issued gasmask just in case shit hits the fan. "Be prepared," my dad always told me. Also, "Stop riding your bike inside the house." Why on earth you'd need ... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2012
    Seen here hanging out with his friend the motorized wheelchair, the fully functional Portal turret that Penn State University student/Youtube user kss5095 built for his final project in Advanced Mechatronics (WTF are they teaching kids these days?) prepares to blast a trespasse... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2012
    This is a Portal cake that looks like it's falling through a portal thanks to a clever cut and some custom light-up cake plates. You have to admit, it's a pretty smart way to salvage a cake that's fallen on the floor. Me? I would have just slapped another layer of icing on i... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2012
    This is a series of paint-it-yourself Portal rings (plus some bonus Assassin's Creed and Daft Punk ones) from Shapeways seller Ammnra Creations. Shapeways is a women's shapewear 3-D printing company that prints and ships its store owners' designs for customers. So the rings (... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2012
    Like how I said pie instead of cake? I bet that really bothered you. But you know what? I don't care. I'm tired of worrying about other people's feelings. From now until the end of the world in eight months it's gonna be all about ME. You think I won't answer a phone call... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    This is a video of a girl in her dorm room (I miss bunk-beds!) freestyle pole-dancing (I prefer to think of it as pole-exercising so it doesn't have such a strippy connotation) to Portal 2's ending credits jam, 'Want You Gone'. That's it -- a girl dancing to a song from a vide... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2012
    This is a video of a blue laser playing the Portal theme 'Still Alive' while etching the Aperture Science logo into a sheet of metal. It...is pretty cool. Granted not as cool as a guy in a raptor costume playing the Jurassic Park theme on my washboard abs with a sledgehammer,... / Continue →