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  • August 23, 2013
    This is the 700-year old bronze ring unearthed in Bulgaria (two Bulgaria posts in a row, wild!) that archaeologists suspect was used for covert political murders using some form of liquid poison inside. How James Bond-y. "It's a unique ring," [archaeologist Bonnie] Petrunova ... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2012
    Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was working in a patty field when a cobra bit him. So what did he do? What anybody would, repeatedly bit it back until it died. Wait, WHAT?! After he bit the snake to death, Mr Salmodin said that he went about his daily business as if nothing... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2012
    Hey -- you ever wanted to see a guy squirt snake venom into a wine glass of blood so you can see what it does? Well you are IN LUCK, because that's exactly what this is. Don't want to watch the video? Then I'll just tell you what happens: it turns your blood into gelatin. A... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2010
    SPOILER: it's on earth, in a poisonous lake here in California. Wait, what?! BOOOOOOOOO!! I was hoping for some of those bug-eyed bastards with the glowing fingers and androgynous nether-regions. You know -- some sessy-ass aliens. In a surprising revelation, NASA scientist... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2010
    Now I know what you're thinking, "PR2? I think I saw that in the theater -- I hate sequels". And that may be true, but I'm not referring to PR2 the fictitious movie sequel, I'm talkin' bout the beer-fetching robot, yo. Great idea, right? No. Don't come crying to me when yo... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    "America uses mini-robots and poison to murder humans". That's 100% true is the thing, making this guy the most honest protester in the history of protesters. *ahem* Tea-baggers. But did you know they also use mind-controlled animals? Because they do that too. They've even... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    So archaeologists recently discovered that Sinornithosaurus, a turkey-sized raptor that lived around 128 million years ago in modern China, was venomous and would paralyze its prey before OM NOM NOMing the shit out them with tens billions of razor sharp teeth. "You're in the f... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2009
    Japanese companies unveiled several new models of robotic-chefs at the recent Tokyo International Food Machinery and Tech Expo., and I, for one, am never eating out again. Kidding, ladies. Here's a breakdown of the video: 0:00 - 0:18: Pancake cooking robot sucks at flipping.... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2009
    Apparently poisonous snake-bitten chicken is a popular dish in a parts of China, but it's coming under the heat for being cruel and unusual deliciousness. Chinese health authorities are putting a stop to restaurants serving chickens which have been bitten to death by poisonous... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2009
    I have no idea what the hell robot milk is (likely poison), but it looks thicker than the BBW in my fetish mag. Also, how the hell does one go about procuring robot milk? Because if it's anything like milking a bull, the The Superficial Writer wants in. Robot Milk [friggingr... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2009
    David Blancarte lost the use of his legs nearly 21 years ago in a motorcycle accident. And now, thanks to the bite of brown recluse, he can walk again. I'm here for a spider bite. I didn't know I would end up walking," says David. A nurse noticed David's leg spasm and ran a... / Continue →