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  • August 15, 2013
    These are the $16 Lazyglasses from ThinkGeek. They allow you to watch TV or read while lying flat on your back so you don't have to hold your book or head up. They're not actually a new concept though, I posted Skymall's $50 Prism Glasses almost six years ago. But they don't... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2013
    You jealous, Bane? This is the Algaculture Symbiosis Suit developed by Michael Burton and Michiko Nitta. It harnesses the carbon dioxide you exhale to grow a colony of algae that you can later eat. Plus you look like a supervillain. The suit debuted at a recent event at the... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2011
    This is a boat made out of a freestanding hammock. Why you'd want to do that is beyond me, but I also used to have a friend that would microwave beer because he liked it warm, so I've basically stopped asking questions. Still, if Rambo there in the pic is any indication of ho... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2011
    The $40 Backpack Umbrella from (SURPRISE!) Hammacher Schlemmer is exactly what it sounds like: an umbrella made out of backpacks a backpack with an integrated umbrella. It's hands-free. Plus fashion free! Still, looking like a spaz is a small price to pay to keep your baguet... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2011
    Having trouble with the paparazzi? I can tell, your "I'm kind of a big deal" t-shirt gave it away. Kidding, but it is giving way to your stomach and your belly button's staring at me. I said make it stop! Anyway, paparazzi censor-bar sunglasses: now you'll never be able to ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    I'm pretty sure that's an animal's penis. You know what the problem with touchscreens are? Nothing. Well, except when you want to use one in the bathtub but can't because your hands are all wet from playing submarine penis hunter or whatever. I sometimes use my touchphone ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    There's a new fad sweeping the nation, and, sadly, it's not women going topless. Nope -- it's monkeytail beards. Monkeytail beards (NOT BEARS) start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth to make it look like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nut... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    But can I get one with a lobster print on the front? The SlobStopper is an adult bib designed for in-car use so you don't scald your balls off with hot coffee or stain your dress with milk while eating a bowl of cereal and driving WHICH I'VE SEEN WITH MY OWN EYES. Slobstopper... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2011
    EXTREME SITTING! Sporthocking (not to be confused with spittin' game) involves a participant performing some feat of ridiculous-lookingness by juggling, kicking, throwing, spinning, sliding, etc.-ing a 'Sporthock' (which looks like the lovechild of a bongo drum and Sit 'n Spin... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    Plus you look cool. Get it -- cool?! Brad Pitt here is modeling a jacket designed by Kranthi Kiran Vistakula that features a climate-control system that allows the user to maintain a steady temperature regardless of weather. You hear that, Mother Nature? YOU DON'T OWN ME! ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Hat Cams are perfect for the spy who doesn't really understand spying. I'm looking at you, Mr. Bond. You couldn't spy your way out of a wet-paper bag with a laser watch and bow-tie camera! Also, go get tested. Hat Cams are $30 hats with a standard camera mount attached to t... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    Have you ever been to a bar that's so crowded and loud you can't even make out what the person next to you is saying? So have I. But to my credit I was puking in a girl's purse and not really paying attention. Enter "speech bubbles": Product design student Elaine McLuskey ... / Continue →