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  • October 7, 2015
    These are a couple shots of Redditor teddy-bear-the1st's cat after he stuck his head in a bag of flour. Cats are weird. They will stick their heads in just about anything. I like that about them. They are CURIOUS. Plus they love playing in boxes. Honestly, I probably have... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2015
    Marieitta Police in Georgia recently dressed like construction workers and posted up at a busy intersection to be able to see drivers up close and personal in an attempt to catch drivers using their phones. No word how many people they caught masturbating to Geekologie. Whic... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2014
    Meet 'Mighty' Kacy Catanzaro. A former cheerleader and the first female to qualify for the final round (Mount Midoriyama) of American Ninja Warrior. This is a video of her semifinal performance. She makes it all seem so effortless. Because, I'm going to be honest, there's n... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2013
    I generally avoid participating in any sort of Gangnam/Harlem shake style memes because they're usually only mediocre to begin with and start beating a dead horse fast, but this is different. It's a compilation video of Russian troops singing and marching to the SpongeBob Squa... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Because these things have been pouring in like piss and toilet paper remnants out of a clogged commode, here's four different Mortal Kombat-related videos, in this order: 1. The first installment in series of live-action 'Mortal Kombat: Legacy' shorts. 2. Rejected Mortal Komb... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    Finally, bullets specially designed to kill terrorists. Because, I don't know if you knew this or not, but terrorist anatomy is different from mine and yours. And not just their little childlike wieners! Enter ExtremeShockâ„¢ "Fang Face" and "Air Freedom" rounds: It's a new... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    Note: You have to hit the Youtube link at the bottom to watch the video because Sir Stabalot disabled embedding. Ever heard of the 21-foot rule for bladed weapons? Me neither, I think this joker just made it up. Also, his 'in a relationship' status on Facebook. The 21 foot ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2010
    This is a sculpture of Sauron as imagined by artist Bob Basset. Which, yikes. You remember how scary that mother looked in all the Lord of the Ring movies? I don't, my mom had to cover my eyes every time they showed him because she said it was too scary for me. Also, wheneve... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2008
    Apparently suspended ceilings are popular in Russia because upstairs neighbors have a penchant for getting drunk and leaving the bathtub running all night. In Russia suspended ceiling is not only a stylish element of the flat interior, it can simply save your dwelling from flo... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2008
    This is an instructional video about how to defend yourself in the likely event that someone is attacking you because you looked at them funny. I tried a couple of the moves out on a coworker, and I must admit: there was some definite arousal. Youtube Thanks to P05TMAN, wh... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2008
    48-year old New Zealander, Glenn Martin, has spent over 26 years developing a jetpack, and believes it may be ready for sale next year. The 250 lb (part of it rests on the ground at idle so you don't have to lift the weight), 200hp, twin-rotor (it's not actually a jetpack) bea... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2008
    I watched this video a couple of times so needless to say I'm making this post from under the bed. It's allegedly a video of a ghost in a Singapore hotel's elevator (let it load and skip to 1:20 to see the goods). I'm sure it's fake as all hell. Right? It's fake right? Goo... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2008
    Tom Price, a designer from London, has made a line of chairs by melting different plastics with a seat-shaped mold. We posted a picture of the rope chair back in June, and here comes the rest of the series. As you can tell it looks like a ball of PVC tubing with a turd-like s... / Continue →