playing with yourself

Two Laser Eyed Cats In A Staring Contest

Every time you masturbate God makes two cats with laser eyes have a staring contest TO THE DEATH. ZOMG, I've killed so many kitties. Hit the jump...
September 11, 2008

Buy Your Own Creepy Bioengineered Pet

GenPets are bioengineered pets specifically created to make petcare as simple as possible. They come in a state of hibernation, but awaken when the sleep inducing protein...
September 11, 2008

Guy Makes Olympic Village Out Of Cards

First LEGO, and now cards. Bryan Berg, the world record cardstacker, recreated the Beijing Olympic Village using over 140,000 playing cards. Nice, Bryan, but let's put those...
August 21, 2008