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  • August 27, 2013
    This is the United States of P0rnhub searches (previously: P0rnMD's data, including different countries). It shows the most popular search term from each state according to the streaming site's data (links to all the data including the top three search terms per state). As yo... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2011
    Note: Full-res version of the entire Craigslist ad with complete humorous description HERE since the sun (and Craigslist ads) don't shine forever. This is a humorous Craigslist ad for a $3,000 'Egg of Silence' personal office. When you strip away the custom paint job, it's ba... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampire?! Monkey * Monkey... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Want to play some Chatroulette bingo? Me neither. But maybe you'll get drunk enough this weekend and change your mind. Hey, I won't hold it against you (I get drunk and buy swords on QVC all the time). Anyway, these are Chatroulette bingo cards. Now, get out there and see ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2010
    Want to play video games with a girl but don't know any in real life? Well you're in luck, thanks to a new online service called GameCrush. For a minimum wage-y $6.60 you can play 10 minutes of XBox Live with a scantily clad strumpet via webcam. Fun! Pathetic. Girls someho... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2010
    This is a Google Street View shot from Finland of a guy playing shake the dice by himself in his backyard. I think there might be a better shot of it out there somewhere (why would you want that?) but it looks like it's already been removed from Google Maps. I think this is t... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2010
    Marc Stromberg went and developed an augmented reality t-shirt that allows you to play paper rock scissors with yourself via webcam and computer. You just put the shirt on, go to THIS special website, and you'll be yelling at your laptop for cheating in no time. Dynamite?! D... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2010
    I've been trying to avoid iPad related material because, damnit, I just don't care. What do I look like, a tech blogger? Please. Anyway, I am posting this video of Pee-Wee Herman with an iPad because, well, I didn't know he still made videos. Just don't expect too much in t... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    Oh No...Zombies! is a real $22 board game created by Archie McPhee. It probably sucks, but if you buy it I promise to play it with you at least once. Also, Twister. Just a heads up though: I have three legs. *wink* Well, one's a penis. It's come to this. You're trapped in... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    This is a video of some cat (a dude, not an actual kitty) playing the Mario theme on a piano one handed. That's one hand less than the regular amount! Now if he could play it with nothing but his head, THAT would be something. Which, true story: one time I filmed myself play... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    Apparently some kids happened to videotape the $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron crash from the other day. And, surprise surprise, there was no "low-flying pelican". Nope, just a man playing with himself in one of the world's most expensive production vehicles. Way to go, champ.... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    An unnamed member of the Illuminati recently drove his Bugatti Veyron into a Texas marsh because he's stupid and can't drive. The man, who refused to give his name, was looking at real estate in Galveston. About 3 p.m. a low-flying pelican distracted him as he traveled nor... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2008
    Every time you masturbate God makes two cats with laser eyes have a staring contest TO THE DEATH. ZOMG, I've killed so many kitties. Hit the jump for one more picture, which is actually a sculpture by Steve Bishop made with two ceramic cats and fluorescent tubes.... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2008
    GenPets are bioengineered pets specifically created to make petcare as simple as possible. They come in a state of hibernation, but awaken when the sleep inducing protein serum is removed from their nutrient supply tube. Some highlights from the FAQs: Are Genpets Real animals... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2008
    First LEGO, and now cards. Bryan Berg, the world record cardstacker, recreated the Beijing Olympic Village using over 140,000 playing cards. Nice, Bryan, but let's put those cardstacking skills to real use and cheat some girls at strip poker! What do you mean you don't want ... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2008
    This Guitar Hero inspired shirt lets you jam out when you want, where you want, provided you're wearing it. The $35 shirt features a Gibson SG electric guitar, complete with whammy, buttons and strum bar. Couple this bad boy with the Jada Air Guitar Rocker and presto -- you'r... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2008
    Well folks, it's official: playing the air guitar is real and can now make actual music. Featured at CES 2008, the Jada Air Guitar Rocker is a special little amp and belt buckle that make it all happen. The buckle detects your strumming via a special pick and plays the next c... / Continue →