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  • June 21, 2013
    These are the dinosaur head shaped pancakes made by Nathan Shields (of all these other insane pancakes fame). They all have separate lower jaws so you can make them talk to you while you eat breakfast. Pancake Dino: Damn GW, you're looking goooood this morning, can I have a... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2012
    Remember those lightsaber chopsticks I posted three years ago? Well the manufacturer is back, this time with LIGHT-UP versions ($23). That way you can eat in the dark! Me? I'm already a pro at eating in the dark. *turns on lights* "You have shrimp on your hair." I, uhhhh... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2012
    This is a picnic dragon carved from 14 watermelons and two pineapples by Shawn Freeney of the Invisible Underground. The Invisible Underground is a website dedicated to fruit and vegetable sculptures and "edible alchemy." I'm not sure what edible alchemy is but if it has anyt... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2012
    This is a Jawa bento box by Flickr user/food artist vingt_deux. I'm not sure what the hell it's made out of, but it looks like not a very filling lunch. Let's see here -- some purple cabbage, a couple tomato slices, some torn pita, hummus, beans, and -- WTF is the Jawa even m... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2012
    Because what good is a lunch that doesn't make you lose your appetite, here's an Evil Dead themed bento box of Ash's possessed sister from the movie. Those teeth, my God -- I just wanna lick them with my tongue. "You're sick." Am I? Or just the foodiest foodie you ever met?... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    Oh shit son, that goulash salad need some more magic? No problem, just let your fairy foodmother hook you up with some good ol' s & p! *sprankle sprankle sprankle* "Why are you wearing a tutu?" Because, silly, I'm a faaaaaaairy! "And I suppose that's why you're frolicking t... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    This is a series of famous cameos carved from the cream in Oreos by artist Judith G. Klauser. Sure some might argue they're a waste of perfectly good Oreos, but I would eat them anyway. And that includes off the floor. "Dammit GW, you're nasty." I EAT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HAIR O... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2011
    Because how good can a hotdog really taste if it doesn't look like a little penis-person, Happy Hotdog Man DOES JUST THAT. Prefer your dogs to look like octopi? No problem, for some ungodly reason that exists too! Happy Hotdog Man, which (as pointed out by tipster Alan -- a ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    This is a video of jumping Jello cubes shot at 6,200 frames-per-second. It's pretty soothing. Unfortunately, it's hard to imagine they're titties doing all that jiggling because 1. they're red see-thru 2. cherry flavored (the closest I've tasted is a buttery nipple) and 3. squ... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2011
    I can't get enough of this dude's voice! Take a bowlful of milk (SANS CEREAL), add a couple drops of every color of food coloring you have to the middle, then a drop or two of dish soap on top of those. BOOM: MILK MAGIC, SON! Plus if you're lucky you might even end up with a... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    This is Link in 8-bit Skittle form by deviantARTist Matt McManis. As you can see, he looks pretty delicious despite the lack of red Skittles, which I think we can all agree are the best ones unless you have absolutely zero taste or decency. I assume the sword hilt is made wit... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2010
    Vat 19, the company behind the world's largest commercially available gummi bear, is back at it, this time with the world's largest commercially available gummi worm. It's every bit as disgusting as you'd expect. Unless you expected it to not be disgusting, in which case you'... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    I thought this was just the cutest thing. You know, many times I've bought bags of shelled peanuts only to find a bunch of the poor bastards cracked open and missing their brains. Who knew it was the secretly the work of zombie nuts? Besides me, I know everything. Go on, as... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    And they said it wasn't possible to cut a bagel into a Möbius strip! Didn't they? I'm sure somebody did. But boy were they wrong! You think it works for donuts too? What about Hot Pockets?! Professor and artist George Hart figures out how to cut a bagel into two congruen... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2009
    The PING-PONG Dining Table by designer Hunn Wai is a luxurious looking table fit for both eating and beating the old ball around after dinner. PING-PONG Dining table harks back to the origins of table-tennis with its duality of both being a table fit for dining and playing on.... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2008
    This is an older video but I'd never seen it, so I assume there are some of you out there that haven't either. It's Star Wars made in a grocery store with produce and other edibles, with a "buy organic and free range products" undertone. Well, not so much an undertone. More ... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2008
    This is a Death Star made out of a cantaloupe. It's probably a lot healthier for you than the cake version. And less tasty. Far less tasty. But if you had two, well, then I'd have to stick my face in between them. Fan Made: An Edible and Healthy Death Star [cinematical] T... / Continue →