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  • July 14, 2015
    This is the Water Sports Inflatable Pizza Slice Swimming Pool Float. It costs $62 on Amazon and comes with two integrated cup holders. For reference, that is $31 per cup holder. I am going to float myself out to sea on this thing and try to score a date with a mermaid. Do m... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is the Chizza available from KFC in the Philippines. It's called a Chizza because....actually I'm not sure why it's called a Chizza. "It's the combination of chicken and pizza." WELL I'LL BE DAMNED. You are a smart cookie. Jk jk, you are those little hexagonal cracker... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    Because I'm just itching to put on my next twenty pounds, this is the Napoli Crispy Pizza Fried Chicken available from KFC Hong Kong. Apparently it has a pizza flavored breading, including mozzarella and cheddar cheeses. It looks like maybe some kind of marinara too? Would I... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2015
    This is the Pizza Bikini available from Pyknik. The top and bottom cost $32 apiece, for a total of $64, making it the most expensive pizza you'll ever order. It also only comes in pepperoni, so if you were hoping for other toppings you are out of luck. What other toppings d... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2015
    The Blockbuster Box is a Pizza Hut pizza box that transforms into a smartphone projector once the pizza is removed (and presumably eaten and not just thrown away because you bought a pizza for the box alone). It can play short movies you stream by scanning a QR code on the box... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2015
    In news that made my tummy rumble and my belly button wink at me, Pizza Hut has just announced their hotdog stuffed-crust pizza will finally be available in the US on June 18th. The pizza already debuted in Canada, the UK and Australia some time ago, which makes no sense becau... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2015
    Starting May 20th, you'll be able to order your 'Easy Order' (a custom order you've pre-saved on the Domino's website, along with your address and billing info) simply by tweeting the pizza emoji to @dominos. After tweeting, you'll receive a verification text, and your pizza w... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2015
    Because some companies are cool arriving unfashionably late to the bacon game, Little Caesars has just announced a dip-dish pepperoni pizza with a crust wrapped in 3.5-feet of bacon slices. I imagine it will be every bit as disappointing as the last time you thought Little Cae... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2015
    These are the conceptual pizza condoms designed by Marina Malygina. The wrappers look like pizzas and they come in little pizza boxes. I mean, if they were real. They're not real though, they're just an idea VISUALIZED. Will the condoms be cheese flavored? Hopefully. Woul... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2015
    Remember that pepperoni & cheese pizza bedding? And that cheeseburger bedding? Well now the same company is back with this Hawaiian pizza bedding. You know, it's weird how upset some people get about Hawaiian pizza. "PINEAPPLE DOESN'T F***ING BELONG ON A PIZZA!" Sir, pleas... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2015
    This is an instructional video from Dave Hax showing you how to steal extra pieces from a frozen pizza after you've cooked it. Basically you cut a strip out of the middle in both directions, then put the now significantly smaller pizza back together, then cut slices normally. ... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2014
    Because most major pizza chains have given up on trying to make quality pizza and instead been focusing their efforts on inventing new shitty novelty pies that nobody will try more than once, this is the Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza available from Pizza Hut Australia. It's a pi... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is a short video introducing Pizza Hut UK's new 'Subliminal Menu'. It works by tracking your eye movement as you look at the 20 ingredients, then uses an algorithm to guess which of the 4,896 combinations you want based on how long you looked at each ingredient. The syst... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    Remember that conceptual pizza bedding set? Well now there's a real one you can buy. They come in twin, full and queen and cost $65 - $80. I have never been so angry that a bedding set doesn't come in king. And apparently this is what my life has come to: being upset about ... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2014
    These are the skull-shaped pizza rolls made by Beth at Hungry Happenings using a 3-D skull baking pan. You can buy the pan HERE and follow Beth's recipe to make the pizza rolls HERE. Alternatively, throw a box of Totino's Pizza Rolls in the oven, pass out drunk on the sofa, a... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2014
    Picture related: Pizza with nuts on it. 18-year old Austin Michael Symonds was arrested after a customer caught him rubbing his balls on the pizza he had just ordered. Apparently Austin was pissed the customer had placed an order right before closing, and decided to take matt... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2014
    Because it's important for some people to be able to get fat as quickly as possible, this is the recipe for a pizza with a crust made out of french fries. I'd eat it. I'd eat it with ketchup and ranch. *jiggling belly* Damn yeah I would. And still have ice cream for desser... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    This is the Pizza Thrower (based on this old 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy that I didn't have but my best friend did) that Pizza Hut teamed up with Paramount Pictures and Syyn Labs to build and bring to San Diego Comic-Con. It can shoot pizzas (with the pan they're bake... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2014
    This is a conceptual bed set designed by artist Claire Manganiello. The comforter looks like cheese and pepperonis, the pillows like crust, and the sheets like tomato sauce. I dunno, I feel like you couldn't get in the bed without feeling greasy. Still, it would be fun to pr... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2014
    If a pizza and spaghetti had sex their baby would be lasagna. What? It's important to think about these things. If some dude and spaghetti had sex, the spaghetti would not get pregnant, and hopefully the pervert burns his pecker in the marinara and learns his lesson (go for ... / Continue →