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  • April 18, 2014
    If a pizza and spaghetti had sex their baby would be lasagna. What? It's important to think about these things. If some dude and spaghetti had sex, the spaghetti would not get pregnant, and hopefully the pervert burns his pecker in the marinara and learns his lesson (go for ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    This is a series of horror movie icons (plus Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead because hunk) carved into the cheese of pizzas by Wilhelm Rodriguez of Papa's Pizza in Cabo Rojo, Puerto Rico. I would eat any one of those. But not before covering their faces with sausage and bla... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2014
    I'm sorry, but that pizza is not big enough to warrant cutting. I SAID PICK IT UP AND EAT IT. This is the Fixie Pizza Cutter from DOIY (~$25). It looks like a little fixie bike and cuts pizza. How neat would it be if you had a pet squirrel and trained it to ride this thing a... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2014
    OMG, I love prototype pizza! Pizza: hands down my favorite food behind tacos. And now the US military has developed a formula that can stay fresh for three years without refrigeration. Although "fresh" might be relative. When reached for comment, ninja turtle Michelangelo w... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2014
    This is the Legend of Zelda inspired pizza made by denacem to celebrate the 28th anniversary of the Zelda franchise today (the Legend of Zelda was released February 21st, 1986). If you're an elephant, you may recall the Tetris pizza denacem made to celebrate its anniversary la... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    Note: Dude drops the f-bomb but he has an accent so it totally shouldn't cause any problems. This is a video of a (presumably) Domino's pizza delivery guy Frisbee-ing a pizza up three stories because the guy who ordered it is too high/lazy to come down and get it. Is the vi... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2014
    This is the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter available from ThinkGeek ($20, on sale from $30). It has a detachable laser guide (plus bonus flashlight!) on top to help you cut your pizza straight. I didn't know that was a problem. I could probably cut a pizza straight with ... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2013
    This is the 3-D printed pizza made by Natural Machines. Natural Machines is a company in Barcelona that's developing a 3-D food printer called the Foodini. I mean, this is the future after all. We might not have jetpacks, but if I can print my own Twix bars in a year I'm sti... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2013
    This is PiePal, an emergency pizza ordering button. You just turn the dial to select how many pizzas you want, then push the button and your order is automatically sent to Domino's. Granted Domino's isn't my first choice for pizza, but I'll eat anything, especially in an emer... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2013
    This is the giant pizza slice beanbag chair for sale from Lazy Oaf (who also brought us those pizza slice BFF necklaces and is clearly a company run by Ninja Turtles). It's a £70 (~$105) beanbag chair printed with a slice of pepperoni pizza. And no, the girl doesn't come with... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2013
    Paintyourpizza.com is a website where you can Microsoft Paint your own pizza and a participating pizza shop will actually make the pizza. There was at least one participating pizza shop in New York when I looked over the weekend, but now there don't seem to be any. Maybe they... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2013
    This is a video of a sign-flipping robot employed by a Little Caesar's franchise in Tacoma, Washington. Except he's not so much of a sign-flipper as he is a sign-wiggler. Also, I like how they have him chained to a tree in anticipation of some college frat stealing him for th... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2012
    This is a fridge magnet that you press to automatically order your favorite pizza combo from Red Tomato Pizza in Dubai. Don't live in Dubai? Then you're stuck ordering online or calling LIKE SOME F***ING CAVEMAN HOBO. The device works via Bluetooth and is synced to your smar... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Title-Writing Pulitzer: I want it now. These are a couple shots from a giant Star Wars series by photographer Robin Cook. You're going to have to excuse me if I'm not 100% with it but I'm still beaming about how great that post title was. Luke I am your Papa...John's. God I... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2011
    This is a copy of the official termination form of some assistant manager from a Domino's in Whoknows, Orcares, USA. The important part is I happen to know it's one of you. So, yeah -- go ahead and fess up (also, try using your old employee-discount to order me an extra-large... / Continue →