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  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Legless Pirate Cork Screw designed by Nick Lerwill and sold by SUCK UK for $15. You want one? I kind of want one. One time a guy at the bar made me bet him $40 he wouldn't screw the bartender's corkscrew into the skin between his thumb and index finger. He did i... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2013
    Hospitals: they're terrifying. I can't even remember being in one as a child but probably because I've completely blocked out those memories along with the one of me pooping my pants while jumping on a tractor tire on the playground in kindergarten. Just kidding, that one wil... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    Full disclosure: I would not be upset if I opened that treasure chest. This is the Pirate Pancake Griddle, it makes flapjacks with a skull & crossbones on them. It's still a Kickstater project but has already reached its funding goal so you can definitely get one for $93 if y... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    This is a pirate treasure chest BBQ grill made by Etsy seller firesculptureart. You may even THINK it's a pirate chest, but it's not, it's just a grill that LOOKS like a treasure chest. *shaking finger* Tricky, tricky! One time I found a gold coin on the beach. "That was... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2012
    Yaaaar -- set sail for smores! That...is a nice setup. To the right of the ship you can even see some swords for roasting hot dogs/marshmallows/squirrels. So yeah, this pirate ship fire pit: you want it, I want it, let's go steal it. Then we can alternate ownership on weeke... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    A Japanese ship, drifting aimlessly in the Pacific for over a year since last year's tsunami, is finally going to come to rest -- possibly on the shores of Alaska or Canada. Unless -- UNLESS -- you and I get to it first and turn it into a pirate ship! *flipping down eyepatch*... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2012
    So I'm blogging from my parked car hijacking Wi-Fi from serial_killer_next_door (thanks!) and downloading multiple copies of The Anarchist Cookbook with the hopes the cops come snooping around and find all the bodies in his basement. This is some cartoony skull & crossbones fr... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2012
    This is a video of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme being performed by eight floppy drives. Not as impressive as being performed by seven elephants and a bear balancing on a ball, but this isn't the circus. Or is it? I AM eating popcorn. "Popcorn doesn't make a circus." ... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2012
    This is a picture from an "adventure themed wedding ceremony" that took place in Thailand yesterday because why should a wedding NOT end with you being chased by pirates? I'm not sure what else an adventure wedding entails, but from the look of things it's abandon your wife if... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Note: I had to cut the graphic for the front page, all 16 designs after the jump. This is a series of Mario themed pirate flags designed by Geekologie Reader Julie's boyfriend, Micah. Not gonna lie, I would sail under any of these. Hell, I'd sail under the flowery garden fla... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    This is a list of the top ten most pirated movies of 2011. As you can see, a lot of people strongly believe in not paying to see a movie that's gonna blow but they're committed to watching anyways because they're that f***ing bored. That said, I honestly haven't seen a single... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    Got a cool $2.5M lying around? GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING (including, and virtually limited to: stab you for it). Oooooor you could squander it on a $2.5M custom Pirates of the Caribbean home theater from Elite Home Theater Seating (who also designed the Batcave one). G... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2011
    Give it to me straight -- is it a love doll or not? Did anybody see the new Pirates movie over the weekend? I honestly meant to. Well, at least before the 3rd one came out and gobbled so much Kraken peen. I guess you could say I jumped ship on the franchise after that turd.... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2011
    This is a Throwbot. Throwbots can be thrown (just like the name implies!!!!!11) or shot out of a cannon, then roll around recording video so you finally put to rest how your roommate keeps his privates trimmed (I'm on to you!). This particular model features magnetic wheels a... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    A recent test of the Navy's latest laser weapon system proved it could successfully set fire to a moving boat's engines in a real-life environment, effectively incapacitating the vessel and making boarding/plundering a breeze. *flipping down eyepatch* YAAAARR! "We were able t... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Seen here in an artist's rendition that we all could have done a better job Photoshopping ourselves, a new laser designed by BAE Systems is nearing commercial viability as a means of blinding pirates and preventing them from using their guns and rocket-launchers to attack ships... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    Well you can cross "dark movie theaters" off your list of safe places to conduct drug deals, because apparently you're going to be filmed while watching movies in the future as part of an effort to 1. curb your enthusiasm piracy and 2. gauge audience reaction to movies/advertis... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2010
    Iran a mile in under six minutes once, I'm just sayin'. And I didn't need no flying boat with guns to do it either, just a handful of amphetamines. Kidding, I would have had a heart attack. And not the good kind where all your organs wear cowboy & Indian costumes and duke it... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    Note: I know, I thought it was a treasure map too. Click HERE to see the thing in all it's "WAIT, WHERE'S THE X?" glory. This is the 2010 Social Networking Map. From a quick glance I imagine most of you reside in the lower left portion, somewhere in The Sea of Desperation be... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2010
    This is a little graphic that uses Zelda and some satanic property of algebra to allegedly prove that pirates = ninjas. I don't know what to make of it. I'm still kinda reeling from having my whole world turned upside-down. I feel like everything I thought I knew has been fl... / Continue →