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  • December 19, 2014
    PROTIP: Don't expect too many Jennifer O'Donnells to be waking you up. The Wakie app is a free app for all major mobile platforms that allows you to set an alarm within the app, then be woken up to the call from a stranger at that time. Your phone never actually rings, the ap... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    Marco Pollo is a $1 iPhone app that runs in the background waiting for you to lose your phone and yell 'Marco'. It then responds 'Polo'. You can also program it to respond to a different name, but it will always respond with Polo. BOOTYJUICE. "Polo." There you are! I tri... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2014
    This is a picture of super cool haired pop/rock singer Ryan Cabrera's foot after stepping on his iPhone charger in the dark. I don't know about you, but I'm never taking my shoes off again. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start wearing a pair of boots OVER my shoes. "What ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is the iStab, a 3-D printed iPhone case with a folding knife attached. That way you can accidentally Van Gogh yourself while answering a call. Or you could, I don't know, just carry a far more practical folding knife separately from your phone. That's what I do. It's n... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    The Boeing Black is a new call-encrypting smartphone designed by the aerospace giant for use in the government and private sectors where phone security is of utmost importance. The phone will delete all its data and brick itself if it senses being opened or tampered with. How... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    Seen here looking like some sad parent p0rn, two phone thieves (or possibly just the buyers of a stolen product) pose during the homemade sex tape they made using a stolen phone. Unbeknownst to them, all photos and videos taken on the phone were automatically being uploaded to... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2013
    Remember the Phonebloks modular cellphone concept I posted last month? Well it turns out Motorola has been developing a similar phone for over a year now, and is moving forward to actually bring the thing to market. Phone too slow? Just add a faster processor! Camera not ha... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    I never owned a Tamagotchi keychain pet in the 90's because I'm not a girl and I was born with absolutely zero nurturing instincts. But maybe you did have one. And maybe now you want to rekindle that feeling of a new pet dying every day and piss away your phone battery at the... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2012
    This is a video of some lunatic smashing his way through a T-Mobile store in England, tearing all the posters off the wall, then giving it a good hose-down with the fire extinguisher (presumably because he was seeing so much red he though the store was ablaze). No clue what st... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2012
    Now everybody's gonna notice I wear the same jeans everyday. DELTA415 Wearcom jeans are $160 jeans with a clear pocket on one leg for a smartphone. The window is made out of a polymer film so you can actually use a touchscreen device THROUGH the pocket. Note: You will not l... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2012
    According to a recent survey conducted by electronics trade-in site Gazelle of 1,000 people who have owned at least one iPhone, a solid 15% of users admitted to be willing to part with sex before their phone, even for as short as a weekend. That...gives me the sads. Another 4... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    This is the conceptual AIRE mask. The idea is that you just strap it to your face and charge your iPhone simply by breathing. The Hannibal Lector look is just an added bonus! No word if breathing heavy like a f***ing creeper makes it charge any faster. The AIRE mask is a co... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2011
    This is the Nokia HumanForm, a nonexistent phone that, despite the name, doesn't look anything like a person. It's just a concept by Nokia, presumably because they f***ed up and ordered a bunch of oblong parts from a supplier and plan on passing them off to consumers. I'm on ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2011
    This is a $300 belt buckle iPhone case. I think we can all agree it's pretty sleek in a steampunk kinda way and would look awesome holding my sweatpants up. "Who wears a belt with sweatpants?" I dunno, MAYBE SOMEBODY WHO SEWED ON LOOPS AFTER THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND STOPPED DOI... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2011
    This is an ad for Qualcomm's Snapdragon smartphone processing chip featuring a bug (and arachnid!) circus charging a phone with their incredible feats of bravery. Ooooooor crawling. It was mostly crawling. I couldn't really tell what was real or fake (praying mantis pedaling... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2011
    Remember that series of commercials for Sony's Xperia PLAY (the PSP phone) featuring Kristen Schaal? Well she's back with another one, this time Minecraft themed. Plus funny! Man, I just love Kristen's delivery. Plus Papa Johns'. AAAAAAAAH, I ate a whole pizza when I got h... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    This is a Nokia viral ad for their N8 phone featuring the world's largest stop-motion animation, which was made on a beach using a crane (that's a real boat in the picture). It's a follow-up to their world's smallest stop-motion animation and NOT a follow up to the job intervi... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    This is a commercial for the Sony Experia PLAY phone featuring Kristen Shaal (of Flight of the Concordes and The Daily Show). There's actually a whole series of these ads floating around (which I posted after the jump), all of which are worth a watch. You know, or not, God kn... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2011
    AT&T just announced their intention to buy T-Mobile for a whopping $39-billion. Hopefully they'll rename the company AT&T-Mobile, but probably not considering they can't even stop my phone from autonomously sending nakey pictures of myself to random people in my phonebook when... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2011
    This is a shot from a Samsung cell phone's instruction manual (they still come with those?!) that explains how to make fake calls to "get out of meetings or unwanted conversations" (read: "pretend you have friends"). That said, I do this kind of thing all the time to impress p... / Continue →