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  • March 11, 2013
    Because this is the world we live in, eccentric fragrance manufacturer Demeter has created zombie-themed scents for him and her. They really need to hire a new bottle art designer. So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2012
    *snapping pictures* Perfect -- you're doing great. Now raise you arm to cover your boob a little. Awesome, now let me see those bright blue eyes and DAMMIT STOP EATING THE FLOWERS. Deo Perfume Candy is a rose-flavored candy that's supposed to act as a deodorant. Specifical... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2012
    Seen here holding a chunk of puke, 8-year old Charlie Naysmith proudly displays the 600-gram (~1.3 pound) piece of ambergris he found washed up on a British beach. WTF is ambergris and why is it worth a fortune? Let's get our learn on, shall we? (We shall is the thing!) Amb... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    I was just thinking the other day, "self, you really need to buy some new socks." And nowhere in that conversation did RPG-themed cologne come up AND YET HERE THEY ARE. Go figure. Or fish -- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. In most pen and paper fantasy RPGs, three of the primary attri... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2008
    Sécrétions Magnifiques is a scent from odor maker Libre D'Orange. And let me tell you, it probably won't be a treat for the ol' olfactory system. That's right, the cologne was designed to smell like a rotting corpse! Just kidding, it's a combination of blood, sweat, saliva... / Continue →