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  • March 21, 2013
    This is an Alien chestburster carved out of pencil lead by Hungarian DeviantARTist cerkahegyzo. It's not one of those giant pencils you used in kindergarten either, it's a regular one. Which reminds me -- in high school I carved mine and a girlfriend's initials into a tree tr... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    #2 like pencils, not #2 like you're gonna go in your jammies when I jump out of your closet tonight. Which I am going to do. You know, or get drunk and pass out on the bus again. I think somebody licked my face last time! Steamy public transportation romance aside, I want n... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    Well folks, it's finally happened: mechanical pencils and markers are breeding. What's next, paperclip/staple orgies? NOT IN MY DESK DRAWER! Haha, like I have a desk! Sharpie has combined the permanence of a pen with the erasability of a pencil with their new Liquid Pencil.... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2010
    Now I know what you're wondering, "Jesus, GW -- are you really posting this just so you don't have to bookmark the product page to find it again?" And yes, that is 110% why I'm posting this. That and I have a birthday coming up and I have yet to receive a single present. You... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2009
    Dead fly art: it just makes sense. Now I don't really want to go into the kind of person it takes to collect dead flies and glue them to a piece of paper to make "art", but suffice it to say they're our kinda person. Plus, I really dig the final results. Well, except for the... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2009
    The Pocket Shark is a $7 pen that doubles as a weapon thanks to its rugged construction. For starters, it's made from the glass-reinforced plastic, Grivory, the same tough material we use in our NIGHTSHADE SERIES (of knives), and features walls that are 4 times thicker than... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2008
    The Condometric is a condom with convenient measurements along the side so your partner can point and laugh and you can feel inadequate. Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis' length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we've got. It's abou... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2008
    If you can't tell from the picture, these are knock-off Star Wars jimmy jackets, cleverly named Star Condoms. Apparently they were purchased somewhere in Asia and, HELLO, I'm wearing one. "A long time ago in a galaxy for, for away..." Awesome. Just a heads up though: don't ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2008
    Well, you can't really insert anything you clock fetish pervwads. Just things that are relatively small, cylindrical, and lightweight. But everything that meets those criteria is fair game. Like, um, severed fingers (I recommend using a thumb and middle finger -- 3 and 9 o'cl... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2008
    I love LEGO and Star Wars, so one would think that I'd find this LEGO Star Wars pen set ($25) bonetastic. Well that is not the case. But mostly because I have a problem with the advertising. Each of these pens are a completely personalized writing instrument, since you use... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2008
    Remember the Mr. Sketch (great name) Scented Markers that first introduced you to the wonderful world of huffing? I sure do. Damn that grape was out of this world. Well, if you loved them as much as I did, you know about the risk of accidentally marking on your nose and gett... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2007
    The Pencil Bench is a bench that has a seating surface made of 1,600 pencils. Which is a lot. All the pencils fit into holes in the bottom so you can remove and use them if you desire. It's made by Boex 3D Creative Solutions and will set you back $2,450 -- a ridiculous price... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2007
    Swiss Aromatherapy Pens are pens that have a liquid reservoir and rollerball on top (in upper left of photo), so that you can dispense smelly goodness onto your writings, or seal envelopes without using your mouth. They're $50 apiece, and come in scents like rose, mint, grapefr... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2007
    Why put the roof on a house when you can build the world's largest pencil? That's exactly what these construction workers thought when they made an 18,000 lb., 76 ft. long (functional) writing instrument. It allegedly represents 1,900,000 small pencils and took two weeks to m... / Continue →