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  • December 2, 2014
    This is the $45 CinniBird pen (currently a nearly funded Kickstarter project). With the push of a button you can write on food with the ground spice of your choice. Obviously, I'm going to use ricin and cook up...a meal to DIE for. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *twisting ends of mustache... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2013
    This is an ultra realistic picture of Stephen Hawking drawn entirely in black Bic pen by my buddy Jesse Starr (of Bic pen Christopher Walken, Optimus Prime and that time-lapse painting he did of me riding a t-rex battling a volcano fame). It took Jesse 51-hours to complete and... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the base of a peenor doodle, a man trolls a lil spider by drawing a line wherever he wants to go, causing him to turn around and try another route. I'm not sure if it's the smell of fresh ink or the line itself that freaks the little guy out... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2011
    A granny in England recently had a writing pen removed from her stomach after being there for over 25 years and doctors were amazed to find it still writes. You know, because that's the first thing doctors do after pulling something out of somebody: see if it still works. *co... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2011
    Kidding, I'm pretty sure the future of pen technology is writing with lasers. Could you imagine signing your name with a laser-pen? I can, and not just because I've practiced with my penis in the snow, but I have and I can do it in block letters AND cursive. So yeah, spirali... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2011
    I was going to try sneaking 'penis' into the title instead of pens but I assume you've been to enough bachelorette parties to know candy peens already exist (you dirty, dirty girls, you!). This is a pen made out of the same candies as those necklaces so you can eat it when you... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    Well folks, it's finally happened: mechanical pencils and markers are breeding. What's next, paperclip/staple orgies? NOT IN MY DESK DRAWER! Haha, like I have a desk! Sharpie has combined the permanence of a pen with the erasability of a pencil with their new Liquid Pencil.... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2010
    This is a pen that looks like a penis. It's supposed to be particularly ergonomic or something, but I don't buy it. What I do buy are pens that don't look like wieners. This BioErgonomic pen is shaped to better fit in the hands. The squatter base helps it rests between the f... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    This is a series of ads designed by the Barcelona-based Grey Agency for Pilot's Extra-Fine tipped pens. In case you can't see straight because you drank from the cup clearly marked 'GW's Happy Juice', they all feature LEGO minifigs all tatted up. Unfortunately, it's entirely ... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2010
    Whew -- after an unquestionably robot-related catastrophic failure yesterday, Geekologie is back and ready to dance. Here, I'll lead. And by lead I mean stand on your shoes while you shuffle me around the dance floor like a little girl. Okay, now make me fly like Baby at the ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    This is a video of some guy beating two pens against a table and a glass in tune with the music from Super Mario Bros. Now I know I already said that in the title, but I wanted to reiterate it without the 'N Sync joke because, truthfully, I'm really shamed I ever made it. Som... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2009
    I think I speak for all of us when I say some of my most brilliant ideas have come to me in the middle of the night when I've woken up on the can after passing out from puking so hard I popped blood vessels in my eyes. And what better place to scrawl all that genius down than ... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2009
    This is a ballpoint pen portrait of everyone's favorite half-zombie Christopher Walken by loyal Geekologie Reader and comic book artist Jesse Starr. It was created in approximately 30 hours with no errors using nothing but black Bic ballpoint pens. Good lookin', Jesse -- I su... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2009
    First of all, thank you all for the kind birthday wishes. I just went through and read them all and that was some seriously sweet shit you all said (I'm so eloquent). I almost cried, but then I wrestled a bear (and won) so that I wouldn't. But seriously -- thanks, I had the... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2009
    The Pocket Shark is a $7 pen that doubles as a weapon thanks to its rugged construction. For starters, it's made from the glass-reinforced plastic, Grivory, the same tough material we use in our NIGHTSHADE SERIES (of knives), and features walls that are 4 times thicker than... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2008
    We've seen all kinds of exotic cars here on Geekologie. We've seen a golden Porche, Burberry barfwagon, a wooden supercar, chrome Lamborghini, DIY Lamborghini, a knit Ferrari, and even a Maserati covered in broken glass. And now, for your viewing pleasure, a Sharpie Lamborghi... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2008
    Tired of co-workers *ahem, Superficial Writer, Iwatchstuff Writer* borrowing your analog writing instruments, only to never see them again? Well the Borrow My Pen? set ($7) aims to alleviate the problem of pen theft. Each features a fictional place of business along with a ca... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2008
    I love LEGO and Star Wars, so one would think that I'd find this LEGO Star Wars pen set ($25) bonetastic. Well that is not the case. But mostly because I have a problem with the advertising. Each of these pens are a completely personalized writing instrument, since you use... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2008
    Remember the Mr. Sketch (great name) Scented Markers that first introduced you to the wonderful world of huffing? I sure do. Damn that grape was out of this world. Well, if you loved them as much as I did, you know about the risk of accidentally marking on your nose and gett... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2008
    The D:Scribe is a pen that digitizes your writing to send as a text message. You write whatever you want, circle the name of the recipient, and the pen sends the data to your cell phone via Bluetooth, which in turn fires off the text or email message. The current status of me... / Continue →