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Gumby Tries To Rob A 7-11, Fails Miserably

This is video surveillance footage of Gumby trying to rob a 7-11 convenience store in San Diego, California. Unfortunately for him, the clerk didn't take him seriously....
September 8, 2011

Reporter Breaks "Unbreakable" Phone At CES

This is a short video of BBC reporter Dan Simmons breaking an allegedly unbreakable phone at the Consumer Electronics Show. The phone is supposed to be able...
January 11, 2010

FYI: Why You Don't Make Your Own Love Doll

Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly,...
December 19, 2009

The 'Spinning From A Drill' World Record

Ever wanted to see some asshat set the world record for number of rotations completed (141) while hanging from a power drill mounted to the ceiling? Me...
April 28, 2009

Two Pennsylvania Men Set Texting Record

That's right, in a bid to be crowned the world's biggest losers, Nick Andes, 29 and Doug Klinger, 30, sent over 217,000 text messages during the month...
April 22, 2009