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Michael Jackson: Singer, Dancer, Inventor

Sure the dude danced, but did you know he invented? It's true, Michael developed a shoe that made the impossible forward-lean in his 'Smooth Criminal' dance routine...
June 29, 2009

What?: Russian Man Trademarks ;-) Emoticon

Apparently the Russian patent office granted a trademark to resident doucheweed Oleg Teterin, a man who now allegedly owns the rights to the ;-) emoticon. WTF! But...
December 16, 2008

U.S. Patent 6313371: Underwear Deodorizer

Well I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving yesterday and stuffed themselves full. I know I did -- I made my famous Thanksgiving bourbon. My mother brought...
November 23, 2007

Sliding Cell Phone Holder

If you're anything like me, you like to be up to date on the latest trends in cell phone technology. Well this isn't one of them -...
August 9, 2007

Hiccup Curing Device

So someone has developed a hiccup cure that looks a lot like a milkshake. Call me old fashioned, but the "OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHARK IN...
August 8, 2007