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  • June 18, 2014
    Say hello to Miriam Burbank. Now wave goodbye, because she's deceased. And her daughters decided to send her off the way she would have wanted: attending her own kickass party. Mission accomplished. I only wish I could have been there. With a case of Busch beer by her side... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    Somebody pass me my glowsticks, because a new morning workout trend is sweeping the nation with early-morning rave parties. And by nation I mean England, and by sweeping I mean there's only one so far. Producers Sam Moyo and Nico Thoemmes have started a new club morning in ... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    This is the Heineken Ignite bottle coming out in a couple months. It's a regular beer bottle with a plastic base and LED inside that lights up in rythym to music and when you cheers someone or take a sip. You know, because we need beer bottles that do that. Fingers crossed t... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2013
    This is the $50 Sasquatch cocktail shaker from HomeWetBar. It can mix up to 110-ounces of booze at a time. For reference, that's one really big-ass drink. Did somebody say margaritas? Somebody better have. Plus when you order thing you have the option to have it custom eng... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2012
    You can't hitchhike to the North Pole, silly! Because who doesn't want to be the envy of this year's ugly Christmas sweater party, here's a do-it-yourself sweater from Mark Rober featuring an iPad playing a crackling fire animation (links to iTunes page to download the animati... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2012
    Note: Actual drink will not have stars and galaxies in it. Want to make a drink that glows under blacklight to impress all the ladies that won't show up to your next college party? Well you're in luck thanks to this recipe for an Aurora, a cocktail jungle-juice variation that... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    You know, for being 'Romantic Mode' I feel like something's missing... This is a video demonstration (NOT demon-station, which is where you catch the train TO HELL) of Youtube user dereklmy's automated dorm room at the University of California Berkeley. If you only watch the ... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2011
    'The Football' is the nickname given to the briefcase containing the protocol and authorization codes for launching a nuclear offensive that's always carried by one of the president's nearby aides (Wikipedia article HERE). Except for this one. This one's filled with a party. ... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Simple, just change the name of your network! Oooor post fliers. Or -- OR -- hire a couple male strippers dressed as policemen to show up and run some of that yellow 'CRIME SCENE' tape around the premises because they heard there was going to be "an epic-ass party Saturday ni... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    In case you haven't seen it because you're not a fan of Geekologie on Facebook (and therefore missing out on all the important life-lessons I have to bestow), this was my 29th birthday cake. It's a dinosaur. Specifically, it's a sugar cookie dinosaur. Atop an ice cream cake.... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    This is a custom 'Shoryuken' vanity plate (most definitely this guy's) spotted by Jonah Ray while leaving the Weird Al concert Friday night at the Orange County Fair. Jonah, who's a personal friend, decided it'd be cool to go to the show instead of my birthday party on Friday ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Note: Hit the jump for the probably NSFW (pasties) uncensored image. I guess the only real question is which one of these ladies to go after first. And I'm gonna have to go with Pikachu. Hit it the jump to use boner. It will be super effective.... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2010
    I don't know about you, but I'm manly as hell and I love watching football. And I, for one, can't wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year's Superbowl. *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party th... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2009
    From the same maker of the fast food and breakfast cereal flowcharts comes the "What Beer Should I Drink?" edition (slightly larger version HERE). Of course if you're me, the decision is much simpler: all the fallen soldiers from the night before. Don't worry guys, GW to the ... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    This is part of a little party planner from Betty Crocker about how to throw a happy-fun robot-themed soiree for a child including a creepy-ass robotic cake (and I thought you were cool!). Also, who would have thought meatball hoagies and turkey-spinach (I will whip your monke... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    These Pick Your Nose party cups from Fred are a set of 24 cups (2 each of 12 designs) with different noses printed on them. That way you can easily identify your beverage and not end up drinking from somebody's dipping spit-cup. WHICH HAPPENS. Plus, you you get to spice up y... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2009
    I've never played Orgy (larger ad shot HERE) before but I would given the opportunity and the right group of guys. Here's the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the "Porron" (translatio... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2009
    Don't even act like you didn't deserve it. Twilight Saga: And so it begins... [lamebook] Thanks to pstone, who always remembers to take his shoes off before passing out.... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2009
    The Beer Blaster is a $23 beer/soda pistol available from ThinkGeek that punctures a shaken can and uses the carbonation to blast your enemies with sticky sodie (or a friend's open's mouth with delicious beer) from up to 10 feet. Also, who would have thought that Harry Potter ... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2009
    If God didn't want us drinking from boobs our whole lives, then why did he make them so appealing in adulthood? Also, why don't dinosaurs have nipples? These and many other life changing questions will be answered in my forthcoming tell-all, "The GW: A Life of Blogging". But... / Continue →