pants

But Can I Get Them in Growed-Up Sizes?

These are some cute assed (LITERALLY!) Hello Kitty pants etsy user Mazter knit for her daughter. Only catch is, she isn't selling the pants themselves, just the...
May 6, 2011

Blasphemous: Wonder Woman's New Look

So apparently starting with issue #600 (out today), Wonder Woman is hanging up her patriotic panties for yoga pants. In other news, Wonder Woman comic book sales...
June 30, 2010

You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: Pajama Jeans

Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't...
February 8, 2010

Wait, You've Been Good?: A Zelda Upskirt

Despite what your parents tell their therapists, you must have been good this year because Santa sent me this Zelda/Link upskirt to share with you. So, yeah,...
December 25, 2009

Snow Sled + Shorts = Ninja Turtle Ass?

Snow Shorts are a pair of shorts that have a sled bottom so you can sail down snowy hills without lugging an annoying-ass sled everywhere you go....
December 17, 2009

You're A Real Ninja Now: The Belt Sword

The Belt Sword is a questionable sword hidden within a belt. It was created to make dorks feel safe even though in a real-life situation they'd either...
March 9, 2009