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  • June 21, 2013
    These are the dinosaur head shaped pancakes made by Nathan Shields (of all these other insane pancakes fame). They all have separate lower jaws so you can make them talk to you while you eat breakfast. Pancake Dino: Damn GW, you're looking goooood this morning, can I have a... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    Full disclosure: I would not be upset if I opened that treasure chest. This is the Pirate Pancake Griddle, it makes flapjacks with a skull & crossbones on them. It's still a Kickstater project but has already reached its funding goal so you can definitely get one for $93 if y... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2013
    This is a small series of Nintendo character pancakes created by batter expert Nathan Shields (of Star Trek, Hobbit and all these other crazy-ass pancakes fame) for his kids. Impressive work, Nathan, but I had a waffle at the bar yesterday morning. My buddy set up this whole ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    Hey so I puked on my feet in the shower this morning so if I disappear at any point today it's probably because I went to go do it again. Call an ambulance if you don't hear from me but make up a fake name and do NOT let them take me to the hospital because I don't have the mo... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2012
    So I've been in Alabama so long I don't even know what day it is and I've gained almost eight pounds. I'm heading back home today though so if you hear someone cursing you from 30,000 feet, it's me. This is a series of Star Trek character portraits by pancake cooking PRO Nath... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2012
    Nathan Shields is a man. A man with children (making him a...father? uncle? I suck at relationships *zing*). A man with children who he makes insane pancake art for. Why? Because if he doesn't they might turn to waffles. And waffles, as we all well know, are the gateway ... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Have one of those annoying little shits who won't eat their pancakes unless they're in the shape of Star Wars spaceships? Send them to school with no breakfast. Oooooor break down and buy this $10 set of Star Wars molds from Williams-Sonoma and prepare to be WALKED ALL OVER. ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2011
    The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks. Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more economical TO EAT F***ING WAFFLES. They have natural syrup reservoirs built in... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2011
    This is an x-ray of a new species of stingray discovered in the Amazon dubbed the 'pancake' stingray (photo explanation after the jump -- SPOILER: It looks like a giant f***ing pancake). I assume the hunt is still on for a waffle stingray, which is good news because they'll pr... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2010
    You see this 3-D T-rex constructed entirely out of pancakes? It was made by Jim. Jim is the Picasso of pancakes. The Van Gogh of the griddle. The....dammit, I thought I had this. During our recent trip to New York we visited the Museum of Natural History. We got to see som... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2010
    This is a video of a robot learning how to flip pancakes. Why? Because it dropped out of high school. Stay in school kids, you've got a long life ahead of you. That said, I'd kill you right now for a McGriddle. Shit -- I'd even stab you a couple times just to smell one. T... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2010
    Hang up your thinking caps, inventors, because you'll never top bacon pancakes and they were invented decades ago. Possibly by Aunt Jemima herself, who may or may not be related to George Washington Carver. Get it? Because they were both black ahead of their time. F*** I lov... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    How about that pun in the title? How about I'm really ashamed for writing it. No, no I'm not. I'm too far gone for that. Also, treatment. Just pull the plug doc. Anyway, $20 Star Wars pancake molds from Williams Sonoma. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    I typically avoid foods that are made to look like faces with the exception of pizza and cookies and virtually any other food you can make look like a face including actual human faces. You think I won't tear yours off with my teeth? You're right, I won't. It's the acne. Th... / Continue →