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Yes, This is An ACTUAL Photograph Of Saturn

Note: Full res-version HERE because your desktop is itching for a new background. Ooooooooooor has porn fleas. This is AN ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH of Saturn taken from the...
September 7, 2011

I Claim It, It's Mine: Planet Made Of Diamond

I'll believe it when it cuts through a glass giant. Astronomers are claiming they've found a planet made entirely of diamond. Interesting, but if you really wanted...
August 25, 2011

Comet Makes Pass At Sun, Fails Miserably

Hoho -- rock-blocked! Should've brought along a wingman to distract the corona! Yesterday, May 12th, a comet, head-over-heels in love with the sun, decided to move in...
May 13, 2011

The Coldest Star In The Universe Goes To...

WD 0806-661 B, a brown dwarf (artist's rendition, lower right) orbiting a white dwarf (interracial orbiting FTW!) some 75-light years from earth. Shit, pack a picnic and...
March 24, 2011

The Sun Like You've Never Seen It Before

Unless you've actually seen it like this before, in which case, real cool -- ALIEN! Quick, somebody tase him and I'll restrain him with zip-ties before he...
March 9, 2011

You're Being Rude!: The Screw You Nebula

This is a picture of part of the Carina Nebula that bears a striking resemblance to one of my favorite hand gestures to use while driving. And...
November 23, 2010