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  • June 19, 2014
    These are the fully poseable Optimus Prime action figures that transform into writing pens. They run between $35-$40 depending on the colorway. For reference, you could get like 200-300 Bic pens for that. Granted those aren't going to do any transforming, but you could modif... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2014
    To promote the new Transformers movie coming out, the popular ride-sharing service Uber (not the one with the pink mustaches) is offering rides in Optimus Prime this week. But only in Dallas, Phoenix and Los Angeles, and the date for Dallas already passed. But tomorrow (Thurs... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2014
    PROTIP: Don't stare at the above GIF for too long or you will get vertigo and pass out. This is the compilation video edited by Youtuber Tunglebrek featuring all Transformer transformations from the movies that are currently out. So there aren't any of the dragon/dino ones fr... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2013
    Don't even act like Tardimus Prime isn't the best name you've ever heard of. Unless you've heard of Optimus Tard, in which case, fine, you win. This is the 3-D printed TARDIS Transformer developed and assembled by Thingiverse member Ellindsey. If you have your own MakerBot 3-... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2013
    This is the Hoptimus Prime seasonal beer from Robinson Brewery. It has absolutely nothing to do with Transformers except the punny name and a blurb about how the flavor transforms as all the ingredients combine. I wish I'd known that before buying a case of the stuff hoping t... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2012
    This is a $60 Optimus Prime hoodie from 80's Tees. It makes you look like the leader of the Autobots. Nobody is going to CONFUSE you for the leader of the Autobots, it just makes you look like him. The same way stapling fake pancakes and sausage links to your head would make... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    This is a video of Optimus Prime narrating a NASA commercial entitled 'We Are The Explorers'. It chronicles humankind's achievements in space travel and is more than a little ironic considering OPTIMUS ISN'T ONE OF US. Also, why do the robots want us going to space so bad unl... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2012
    This is a massive Optimus Prime snow sculpture on display at the Asahikawa Winter Festival in Hokkaido, Japan. It's left me with so many unanswered questions. Why Optimus Prime and not Gundam? Why doesn't he look anything like the cartoon OR movie versions? Are you sure tha... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2011
    This is a custom made Boba Fett viking helmet. It combines Boba's futuristic bounty hunter styling with the traditional horns of a viking helmet. I tried to reach Hägar the Horrible for comment, but his wife Helga wouldn't let me talk to him because she put him in the dogho... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2011
    This is Optimus Prime carved into a watermelon. Or is it a watermelon carved into Optimus Prime? "Neither, that's a cantaloupe." Can't elope?! But we love each other and our families are feuding! "Did you really just...I hope you feel shame for even typing that." I do, I ... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2010
    See what I did there with his name? I managed to smash "ice" onto the end. That's the kind of stuff they don't teach you in blogging college, folks. Nope, that's the kind of literary mastery you can only gain from years of sticking made-up words into crossword puzzles. You ... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    Because there's no such thing as a costume you can't sexify, here's Optimus Prime and Bumblebee in "Sexy Adult Costume" versions. Nice, but there better not be more than meets the eye under those dresses! Available in time for Halloween (thank God), $56 takes one home. The c... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    This is an Optimus Prime statue spotted at the site of the 2008 Beijing Olympics aquatic center. He stands life-size and was built entirely out of 10,108 scrap car parts. How tall is life-size? Try 32-feet. Sure you could argue that's not Optimus' actual height, but then I'... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Note: Full-res shots of the amazingness HERE and HERE. Remember Jesse Starr? The man who drew the incredible Bic pen-only portrait of Christopher Walken (not to mention yours truly riding a dinosaur battling a volcano)? Well he's back at it, this time with an Optimus Prime p... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    If it just had a chocolate milk dispenser too I'd move in today. And I'm not just saying that because I live in a van without one and can only make motor oil milk, but Optimus Prime does beg to drink my piss jugs. Picture [imgur] via This car has everything we need [digg] Th... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2009
    This is a video of some guy in Cleveland that made giant Bumblebee and Optimus Prime Halloween decorations. They are most impressive. Granted, some teenage jerks in the neighborhood are gonna wreck them, but they're still cool while they last. Not unlike snowmen. Which, fun... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2009
    Up on the auction block is a $45 Hasbro Optimus Prime action figure that's been meticulously modded and painted to match the leader of the Autobot's appearance in Revenge of the Fallen. The level of detail is amazing. Unfortunately, so is the price: bidding is currently at $7... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2009
    This is a fully custom Optimus Prime ring created by deviantartist =Dans-Magic for a client. BLING BLING YOU DECEPTICON MOTHAJAMMERS! A 14k custom piece. 50 hours from start to finish. didnt want to put in the rubies but he wanted them. Originally I had carved the triangle ... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2008
    Remember the dead celebrity font ads from last month? Well in the same vein comes this Optima Prime t-shirt -- made entirely out of the Optima font! Wow, will the fun never end? The shirts start at $13.75, but if you want one that won't disintegrate the first time you wash i... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2008
    What's up with all my heroes being New Orleans Saints fans? First Master Chief, and now Optimus Prime. You'd think at least one of them would root for the Redskins or Steelers. But noooo, they're all New Orleans fans. Maybe it's Mardi Gras. Granted, loving boobs is a hero p... / Continue →