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  • February 3, 2014
    Meet the $169 ORA vibrator from luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO. It looks like fun. LOTS of fun. Thank God it's rechargeable because there aren't enough batteries in the world to fulfill my desires. "It's for women." I WILL MAKE IT WORK. LELO Ora is an external vibrator ... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2013
    This is the result of a £28 (~$43) Happy Ride Vibrating Bike Seat (links to NSFW adult toy website). The seat cover vibrates against your privates while you ride, making exercising way more enjoyable. You know, it's a shame God didn't make exercising feel better on your priv... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2012
    This is the cinematic made to advertise the latest Warcraft expansion, 'Mists of Pandaria'. I'm pretty sure all you hardcore World of Warcrafters (WoWzers?) have already seen it, but it's worth a watch even for your non-players. Me? I'm the opposite of a player. One time at... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2012
    This is a Star Trek themed home theater setup (previous one HERE) created by Electronics System Consultants. It's one of those features that makes it really hard to sell your house if you ever wanted to move. But why would you? SPOILER: You wouldn't. The theater represents ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2011
    This is a short video of a guy wearing one of those ultra-realistic 'Walking with Dinosaurs' t-rex suits and running around an Australian schoolyard trying to make kids tar their pits pants. Most of the children run in terror, but I spotted at least a couple future dino-lovers... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2011
    Space: I've lived there. It was pretty cool. Never been to Saturn though, although I did regretfully visit Uranus once. Fine, TWICE. Just kidding -- your butt's mad nasty! This is a video fly-by of Saturn created from photos taken by the Cassini space probe. I watched it ... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    I don't care if it's a trap, I'm going for it. This is a series of disturbing Star Wars character pinups by Yayzus Graphics. Now while most of you are thinking, "GAAAAH, MY EYES FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN TASERED!", "JESUS, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US, GW?!" and "F***, I forgot to bri... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2010
    I see you there, little ghost. You can't hide from me. Sure you've managed to every time I've tried for the past 14 years (you're so elusive!), but one of these days, one of these days. You know what the problem is? I always get told I'm "too nice". Really? Well I can't b... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2010
    Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes for work. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know. Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented.... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    NOTE: Link is NSFW due to naked boobs. Ever wanted to see a bunch of Star Trek fans wearing nothing but funny faces and body paint? God you're sick. But also lucky, because this is exactly that. Don't miss Worf's head in the back! Hit the jump for the NSFW version and anot... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    This is a child's bed that was designed to make the little tyke feel as if he's sleeping in the mouth of a dinosaur. Which, true story, I would wish for if I had three wishes. It would be my very first wish. Then second and third. SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I LIKE, OKAY?! Hit the... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2009
    I haven't taken a bath since I was too short to see over the side of the tub, so I don't need a fancy bath fixture. But maybe you do. I heard women take a lot of baths because it makes shaving easier. Speaking of which, what do women shave anyways? I suspect it's their ches... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2009
    The $200 Solar Power Shower can heat up to 8 liters of water to 140° Fahrenheit in as little as two hours, provided it's outside in the sun and not in your basement. It's a lot more sophisticated than a simple camping solar shower, because this one mixes that 140° water w... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2009
    If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas, these dinosaur lamps from ThinkGeek are the perfect present for your Geekologie Writer. All three (triceratops, diplodocus and t-rex) of these dinosaur lamps are constructed from precision cut sheets of flexible plast... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO LEWD SEXY TALK AND LOTS OF MOANING. This is a video of Mario and Princess Peach finally consummating their relationship. I almost cried it was so romantic. But I didn't, because I'm a big boy and I wear big boy pants (I sobbed like a baby). Also, ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    Remember last year's girls of Comic-Con gallery? Well MaximumPC went above and beyond the call of duty this year with over 600 cosplay pictures from the event. I ran through them all and randomly grabbed about 20 of the sexiest, but there are a ton more to see, so hit the jum... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2009
    So I got a strange request from a female reader and, being the sucker lover of women's underwear gentleman that I am, I figured you guys might be able to help. But please note: you will receive no credit for your contribution, because I will tell her I did it all. ----- Origi... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2009
    I'm not going to go into the details about what this video did to me (I don't kiss and tell), but suffice it to say it was magical. Like a wand. In my pants. Youtube Thanks to Robbie, Sterling, cbobgo and Kerri, who know what I like.... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2009
    Looking to add a little homoerotic flair to your computer? How about the characters from Rocky III performing sit ups in a USB port? Available in Apollo Creed, Rocky and Clubber Lang (who's making the best face) varieties, the $30 port-humpin' fools are sure to get a rise out... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2009
    It's Friday, and, since I love you all, how about some sexy Star Trek and Star Wars themed corsets made by Etsy seller Evening Arwen? The Star Trek corsets go for $200 a pop and the Star Wars models (which include the rest of the costumes, but not the actual women), are $500 (... / Continue →