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  • December 3, 2013
    These are the fifty states (excluding Georgia for some reason but including the District of Columbia) ranked according to peenor size per data gathered by online condom retailer Condomania. It could be 100% inaccurate though because all they really did was tally what percentag... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2013
    Redditor Kjkemme and his sister went and recreated the entire line of Perk-A-Cola found in Call of Duty multiplayer, including the cap tops and nutritional info. Personally, when I play multiplayer games I never go after the power-ups because I feel like it gives me an unfair ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    Seen here prior to (or possibly during) the inevitable onset of buyer's remorse, a Chinese man poses with the framed depiction of an in-game sword he purchased at auction for $16,000. The sword will exist in the yet-to-be-released martial arts themed MMORPG Age of Wulan, and w... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2011
    This is a for-real video of a guy who poses as a 15-year old girl online (been there, done that amirite?!), gains the interest of some pedo, and agrees to meet them in real life. Then dude shows up dressed as Batman and calls the pedo out. This is a video of that happening. ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    In an attempt to convince consumers to always upgrade when they release an updated version of a product, Sony sneakily worked some malicious code into old-style PS3's, rendering them bunk. Thanks a lot, jerks. Kidding, that's not what happened, please don't sue me. But it to... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2010
    Xtractaurs are a new line of dinosaur toys from Mattel that consist of a plastic model, and the capability to fight your dino against other kids' online in 'My Brute' style matches. Whee, My Brute! The whole set includes a sampled dinosaur and an 'extraction gun'. When playin... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Remember the story about the 16-year old boy and 42-year old cougar hyena that met playing World of Warcraft and decided to bump warlocks in real life? Well the woman was arrested at the airport in Texas after returning from visiting the boy in Canada. And her nipples were st... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2010
    NOTE: Video NSFW due to yelled profanity (you haven't bought earphones yet?). This is a video of an online gamer transferring his skills to the realm of board games. Specifically, Monopoly. It's dead-on accurate, and pretty much highlights all the reasons I don't play online... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    As part of a campaign promoting Norton Online Backup, Norton is running a contest giving away free bacon-of-the-month memberships simply for lying your ass off and making up a story about losing important computer data. Piece of cake bacon. The rules: 1) You tell us your data... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2009
    There's no way you can read that even if you do have ultra-laser vision (jealous!) so click HERE to see the full size chart. Then, feel free to share what you discovered about your own online girlfriend in the comments. But I guarantee at least 9 out of 8 of you are dating du... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2009
    I don't play Farmville because I don't have time (also, for those of you that do play on Facebook -- I'm tired of getting updates every time your cow gives birth). But if I did you better believe this is what my farm would look like (higher res version HERE). Except Kid Icaru... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2009
    Yelling, as you may well know, is a great way to get your point across. And capitalization is yelling's written equivalent. Don't believe me? LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! An accountant in NZ has been awarded $17,000 NZD for unfair dismissal after her boss fired her without warn... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    The Dice-O-Matic is used to roll dice for online games hosted by GamesByEmail so that there are actually physical dice being used instead of a program. The 7 foot tall, 104 pound machine produces over 1.3 million die rolls a day, about 80,000 of which are used for games. The ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2008
    Jesus, women. Am I right? Am I left? I am left. Some guy divorced his online wife's avatar in "Maple Story", a Korean virtual world similar (but not really) to "Second Life", and she, in her resulting anger, killed his character. A 43-year-old Japanese piano teacher's sudd... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2008
    Star Trek Online is going to be unveiled in a little over four days at the Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas (August 10th). Leonard Nimoy is set to make the announcement and show some actual gameplay footage. In case you were wondering, it's going to be a MMORPGLOLROTFLMFAO t... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2008
    PRS 25 is rock-paper-scissors with 25 different gestures, also known as rock, paper, scissors, gun, dynamite, nuke, devil, laser, alien, moon, snake, sponge, cardboard, spoon, candle, dragon, geekologie writer, bowl, water, magic, dagger, tank, air, something, nachos, leopard, ... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2008
    Youvebeenleftbehind.com is an online service that will send emails (assuming computers still work) to as many as 62 nonbelieving friends/family after you, the good Christian, have been conveniently relocated to heaven during the "Rapture". We have set up a system to send doc... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2008
    Sony has a new product option available when you buy a laptop from them online. It's called Fresh Start, and it's not so much a product as a lack of products. Namely all the useless crap programs that typically come installed on a new computer. And it only costs $50! That's... / Continue →